Twins 1, Yankees 10: Good thing we didn’t start Boof last night. Got roughed up in four innings. Anytime you say ‘Boof’ out loud, don’t you think of the scene early in Teen Wolf where they’re at some party playing some drinking game and Boof sets it up so that she has to go in the closet with Michael J Fox? Styles leads the crowd in chants of ‘Boof! ‘Boof!’ ‘Boof!’ Maybe it’s just us. A-Rod has a major-league leading six homers and 15 RBI. The Twins need to remove the stench that is Sidney Ponson and get Garza some action.

Dodgers 2, Rockies 1: Anyone else waiting for Saito to lose that closer’s job so Broxton can take over? We’ve got Brox in one fantasy league and receive at least one offer for him each day. But how can you deal a guy who could be closing in two months! And how about Wilson Betemit? Available at three positions so he’s coveted – but the guy is 1-for-16! Slump or just overrated? You make the call.

Cleveland 7, Anaheim 6: Wouldn’t you pay $10 to see this offense? Although they are just four games into the season, five of the first six hitters are batting over .300. And Josh Barfield and Andy Marte should be there sooner than later. Any pitching whatsoever (sorry, Joe Borowski doesn’t count) and these guys should reach the postseason.

Milwaukee 2, Florida 2: Know what this is like? If you’ve got plans on a Saturday night and your game of Monopoly isn’t finished, you effectively pause the game, cover the board, and go out. You pick up the game the following morning, and hope nobody cheated. Prince Fielder is 3-for-3 and up to bat in the 11th, which will be played today. So silly.

Atlanta 8, Washington 0: Tim Hudson channeled Cy Young for seven innings and the Braves stomped the Nationals. In fact, we’re willing to project that the best pitcher in Single-A right now could probably contain the terrible Nationals offense. Sixty wins for Washington would be an accomplishment.