Gary Payton Probably Will Have Something to Say About This
Uncategorized April 13th. 2007, 3:12pmIn the immortal words of Brett Edwards, ‘nothing says ‘legitimate court case’ like putting your video evidence up on Youtube.’
This, friends, is rather hysterical.
We can’t imagine Gary Payton being such a dick. No way. And – as the video claims – do Eastern Europeans really not know when to put a cork in it? When three ‘hulking’ men, all of them over six-feet tall (hell, Jason Caffey is like 6-8, 230), are yelling insults at you from the back of what looked like a Ford Taurus (weak!), it’s probably not a good time to play tough guy.
Gary Payton’s Toronto Strip Club Fight Re-Enacted (NBA Fanhouse)
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April 13th, 2007 at 4:01 PM
What exactly is a Tavern fight? I picture and old lady getting upset at her husband because he didn’t mow the grass the day their guests were supposed to arrive at their Bed and Breakfast.
April 13th, 2007 at 4:32 PM
Uhm….I would like to say that message is a little disturbing at best and wholly irresponsible at worse. I know what he wants to say but what he is saying is that everyone in the NBA is out of control. (And I know he quotes statistics…but does anyone actually pay attention to that specifically?) Just appalling. Gary Payton was completely wrong…no excuses…but my WORD! To paint every basketball player as a lawless cowboy being enabled by his coaches and league to do such things is absurd!
April 13th, 2007 at 5:45 PM
Hilarious. Jason Caffey has anxiety attacks, like me, he can barely leave his house. Much less lay a beat-down.
April 13th, 2007 at 7:44 PM
Now that just made my day. I think the Grammy should go to the guy who played the dumb-ass European boyfriend.
Talk about strugggggling actors/actresses.
April 14th, 2007 at 3:33 AM
We have a solid front runner for the “Wut da heezy?” award.
April 14th, 2007 at 3:55 PM
I cannot believe the comments of this incident.What the hell goes with these nit-wits. If even one-tenth of this video is fact these three should be put to rest.Don’t care about the acting on the video how lame is that to comment on when three mouth breathers can do this to someone who had done nothing to them. Find em. Fire em. F em.Three real fine people. For those of you calling out the victims…..get a life.
April 14th, 2007 at 8:26 PM
Wow Ted, you really need to calm down. The acting was just about as bad as it can be, so yeah, people are gonna make fun of it. You want Payton and Cassell tossed out of the league even if only one-tenth of that was true? Are you serious?? Lemme guess, you’ve gotten your ass kicked by a couple of black guys more than once… am I right? Either way, calling for these guys to be “put to rest” just for that is retarded. Get a life. Or as GP might say, eat a black dick.