In the immortal words of Brett Edwards, ‘nothing says ‘legitimate court case’ like putting your video evidence up on Youtube.’

This, friends, is rather hysterical.

We can’t imagine Gary Payton being such a dick. No way. And – as the video claims – do Eastern Europeans really not know when to put a cork in it? When three ‘hulking’ men, all of them over six-feet tall (hell, Jason Caffey is like 6-8, 230), are yelling insults at you from the back of what looked like a Ford Taurus (weak!), it’s probably not a good time to play tough guy.

Gary Payton’s Toronto Strip Club Fight Re-Enacted (NBA Fanhouse)