San Antonio 86, Dallas 91: Tim Duncan got ejected for smiling and then was challenged to a fight by referee Joey Crawford. It seems impossible, right? Apparently, it happened. If Dick Bavetta was willing to race Charles Barkley, why won’t Duncan crawl in the ring with Crawford?

Clippers 100, Kings 105: So when the vastly underrated Elton Brand goes on a premature summer vacation because the inept fools running this franchise back into the ground a) didn’t deal Corey Maggette, b) realized Mike Dunleavy still can’t coach, and c) somehow failed to notice Sam Cassell would be collecting social security checks all season long, what will happen?

Golden State 121, Minnesota 108: Sweet! The Warriors are now a full game up on the Clippers with two to play. Jason Richardson hit for 32, and we’re one game closer to the sexy matchup of Dallas and Golden State in the playoffs. For the record, if the T-Wolves ever want to move on, they’ll need to shift those 29 shots from Ricky Davis (42 points) to Randy Foye.

Chicago 101, Washington 68: This is not a knock on Donnell Taylor, but if he is starting at point guard for the Wizards in the first round of the playoffs, will Washington top 75 points while being swept? It could get ugly, regardless of the opponent. Ben Gordon had 30 points and Tyrus Thomas collected 10 boards in 16 minutes.

Lakers 109, Sonics 98: The Lakers are in the playoffs! But not without controversy. And we don’t mean Jordan Farmar starting over Smush Parker. Apparently, fans are challenging the greatness of Phil Jackson, saying he hasn’t made any of the right moves this season. Ouch. Kobe had 50.