What was Eric Show Thinking?
Uncategorized April 30th. 2007, 6:00pmI’m not sure if I should be proud of it, or if I should view it as an unfortunate side effect of growing up in the 80’s, but for whatever reason I still enjoy baseball cards. It’s not that I have any interest in the “investment†side of the hobby, that dream faded out with my stash of Ben McDonald and Todd Van Poppel Rated Rookies. For me, the true enjoyment comes in the comedic value of the old Fleer/Donruss/Topps/Score cards that featured a potpourri of horrible haircuts, facial hair, eyewear, uniforms, etc, which was the ultimate inspiration for the Worthless Card Collection for JoeSportsFan.com.
With that in mind, it’s time to play a game that I just made up ten minutes ago.  Let’s call it “What Was Eric Show Thinking?â€Â
When A’s pitcher Eric Show took this picture for his Leaf “Studio 91†card, what was going through his head?Â
Here are my choices, feel free to add our own in the comments section:
a.)Â If this camera guy says I remind him of his pedophile neighbor one more time, I’m kicking the crap out of him.
b.) I followed Eckersley’s “Maintenance and Grooming†manual step-by-step this time, so my mustache better freaking look good in this picture.
c.)Â Man, I hope this photographer pans out a little, these Jordaches are tighter than my baseball pants. They deserve camera time.
d.) Hurry up, man. There’s only twenty minutes until the season premier of ALF. I’m officially starting to get nervous.Â
For more baseball card fun…
JSF Worthless Card Collection
The Baseball Card Blog
Mr. Irrelevant’s Favorite Cards
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April 30th, 2007 at 6:27 PM
Insert obligatory reference to Show being in the John Birch Society here.
April 30th, 2007 at 6:28 PM
Hey babe, wanna go get some Bartles & Jaymes and cruise in my Trans-am?
April 30th, 2007 at 6:33 PM
“I’m Keith Hernandez”
April 30th, 2007 at 6:34 PM
Since Alex beat me to my first Show reference, I’ll go with “I gave up Pete Rose’s record breaking hit and all I got was the crack pipe under my hat.”
April 30th, 2007 at 7:09 PM
“Why is the background smokey? I have to keep a low profile. I have to be ready to bolt any second in case Andre Dawson comes looking for more retribution”
April 30th, 2007 at 7:14 PM
While it wasn’t particularly difficult, JSF has certainly raised the bar for the guest writers at TBL. After reading Gangsta D and Mr. Big Nuts last week, I forgot what complete sentences looked like.
Mustaches = Comedy’s ambrosia.
April 30th, 2007 at 7:17 PM
I think John Birch had a mustache. Show is one of them, you know.
April 30th, 2007 at 7:25 PM
Is that a Glamor Shot by Deb?
April 30th, 2007 at 7:50 PM
Eric Show just found out TBL is on vacation still and just realized he has to put up with this crap for another week.
April 30th, 2007 at 7:58 PM
I wish I had not shared that needle with Alan Wiggins.
April 30th, 2007 at 8:00 PM
For the last time, I am not “Cousin Larry” from Perfect Strangers!
April 30th, 2007 at 8:16 PM
I was told there would be punch and pie. I do not see punch and pie.
April 30th, 2007 at 8:19 PM
Man, he does look like cousin Larry with a dirt lip.
April 30th, 2007 at 9:01 PM
Comedy’s ambrosia?
Do you mean that moustaches are the comedic nectar of the Gods? Or do you mean they are the comedic equivalent of fruit salad. Please explain. I’m a little slow, as you’ve previously suggested.
April 30th, 2007 at 9:06 PM
No I was not in “A Fish Called Wanda”
April 30th, 2007 at 9:38 PM
How long will it take the people at Leaf to realize that I am actually Sid Bream?
April 30th, 2007 at 9:40 PM
How about giving the Warriors some love, man.
April 30th, 2007 at 9:42 PM
Sorry, I got my own name wrong. I’ll buy Barkley a roundtrip ticket to the Bay Area for game six (if needed) to come watch the Warriors. I just don’t think he wants to walk the streets of Oaktown solo after his comments.
BooBarkleyIamfromTheBay
May 1st, 2007 at 1:11 AM
“No I was not in “A Fish Called Wanda— Doug
Winner. Enough. That’s it.
May 1st, 2007 at 2:02 AM
Cousin Larry reference, best of the day.
My take:
I really hope these greenies and that stuff Ron Jeremy gave me don’t bind me up too bad.
May 1st, 2007 at 4:23 PM
Can we hurry up this shoot? I got an 8-ball waiting for me back at my hotel room.
May 4th, 2007 at 2:04 AM
Man, these worms sure are hungry. Ouch, oooh, ouch. Ahghh!!
May 8th, 2008 at 12:26 PM
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