The Roundup: Another VT Defection, Brady’s Political Future, and Hibbert Pulls Out
Uncategorized May 24th. 2007, 11:00am
Apologies in advance for not running hot celebrity ass with the Roundup, but we need to pay homage to Charlie, who – SPOILER ALERT!! – died in last night’s thrilling LOST finale. We’ll get into the recap in a little bit – it’s a post you can skip over if you can’t stand the show – but we wanted to give the guy a shout-out. You can also expect a post on the new ESPN NFL ‘blog,’ and yet another one on the NBA draft. But LOST … damn, do we really have to wait eight months until the next episode?
Is there more of a connection to dogfighting in the NFL besides Mike Vick? (USA Today)
Virginia Tech tight end is transferring because of the on-campus shootings. He lived in the dorm where the first two people were shot. (DC Sports Bog)
The four-letter finals talks about the AJ Hawk wedding photos and does so on its new NFL blog. More on that blog later. (Hashmarks)
Elijah Dukes’ is not kidding, dawg – no bullshitting. (Deadspin)
The political future of Tom Brady appears bright. (100 Percent Injury Rate)
Smarmy agent Drew Rosenhaus defends Cliton Portis using agent-spin. (Lion in Oil)
On SI scribe Tom Verducci’s quest to be a baseball player. (On the Show)
Mike Vick, as seen through the negative eyes of Navin Johnson. (The Serious Tip)
Roy Hibbert is staying at Georgetown, so the Celtics definitely aren’t getting the center they need. (Washington Post)
Speaking of the Celtics, this is the best piece we read about the Celtics misfortunes at the lottery. (Boston Globe)
Image tips of Brady Quinn, with a winning reference to Cindy Mancini. (Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)
How can an NFL quarterback possibly be married to this yenta? (Boston Herald)
Here’s Caprice, who for reasons we’re not sure of, was on one of those trash VH1 reality shows. (The Grumpiest)
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May 24th, 2007 at 11:40 AM
Lack of confidence in campus security is a valid reason to leave a school. There’s no valid reason to keep giving VT a pass for the tragic lack of security on their campus. Here’s a hint: next time someone decides to pump a few rounds of lead into your students, it might be a good idea to make sure the guy is caught – a day of missed classes isn’t worth the risk.
May 24th, 2007 at 11:47 AM
What Rosenhaus really loves are the commissions he earns off his clients, which is why he put on his little red shoes to give us a nice tap dance on yet another idiotic remark emanating from one of his meal tickets. If Portis really didn’t mean to like an embarrassing, uneducated, amoral Vick apologist, then he should have kept his mouth shut.
May 24th, 2007 at 12:02 PM
If Portis had been wearing a wig and talking in one of his other personas I can’t help but believe this would have all blown over by now.
May 24th, 2007 at 12:05 PM
Also, hopefully by next season ABC can figure out a way to fit some comercials into an episode of LOST. I mean come on! We need some advertising dollars here.
May 24th, 2007 at 12:24 PM
I don’t know if it is the mark of a good writer or the fact that his face is all over ESPN, but I can’t read a Bob Ryan article without hearing his voice saying the words to me.
May 24th, 2007 at 12:26 PM
Portis made the point that TV producers have a fetish with gore and guts and violence.
And I am almost agreeing with his position based on that. He’s fuckin right.
I’d never consider breeding dogs to fight, seeing dogs fight, betting on dogs fighting (now there’s an angle not quite covered yet) but I have no problem cutting up squid to go fishing and killing my catch for a tasty dinner, christ almighty, the NFL is not much different from dog fighting, hockey? UFC?
Just sayin’…
Hasselback might be a yenta, but Rosie is a fat truther pig who doesn’t seem to want to back up her claims that US troops are the “real terrorists”.
May 24th, 2007 at 12:34 PM
way to give some notice on a LOST spoiler. Not that i didn’t already know that but you might as well post it in bold at the very top so people don’t have a chance to go away if they don’t want to see it.
May 24th, 2007 at 12:50 PM
Haven’t watched LOST sans Tivo in two years. It’s a must. You start the episode about 17 minutes in, and fast-forward through the commercials. SOP, baby.
May 24th, 2007 at 1:15 PM
Yeah I agree with Eric, worst spoiler alert ever. Thankfully I watched it last night.
May 24th, 2007 at 1:32 PM
I’ll take Liz any day. Rosie’s obviously got that neverending fat-lesbian-chip-on-the-shoulder thing going on. I just saw Ivanka Trump outside my work yesterday…she needs her own show, now.
May 24th, 2007 at 1:35 PM
Apparently the Big Lead has a hard on for Rosie O’Fat.
May 24th, 2007 at 2:16 PM
Fat lesbian whacko: Rosie
Hot-hot-hot-hot girl: Liz.
No contest!
May 24th, 2007 at 2:31 PM
Don’t think it’s about Rosie at all. Not a fan of her work. But think for a moment: don’t all athletes HAVE to marry some yes-woman who is going to silently just look hot by their side?
Can you imagine the Hasselbeck’s household? How about the locker room? Dude’s wife is CRAZY.
May 24th, 2007 at 3:44 PM
He’s not even the “good” Hasselback qb. He overachieved. Hard to fault him there.
May 24th, 2007 at 3:44 PM
I don’t like Rosie either, but that hasselback chick is a freaking Nazi. I can’t imagine any NFL player staying married to her for more than 5 mins