Our main Mixed Martial Arts guy, Eternal Stench, hopes to have a recap later, but the bottom line here is that ESPN Magazine cover boy Chuck Liddell lost the most-hyped UFC match ever Saturday night in the first round.

This Rampage Jackson fellow, who, to a non-UFC follower (that’s us), looked about six times more menacing than Liddell, drilled Chuck with a right hook about 100 seconds into the fight. Then, he pounced on the champ, hammered him with about four punches to the face, and the ref called the fight. This video may be scrubbed from the net quickly (UFC’s like the NFL that way), but there isn’t much to see, anyway. Except perhaps the golf ball-sized knot that emerges quickly under Liddell’s left eye.

The quick and the dead (SI.com)