French Open, Cellulite Edition
Uncategorized May 30th. 2007, 3:44pm
It’s French Open time, Serena Williams is about to eat her way out of the tournament, and here’s a pithy roundup of all the important stuff you may give a scintilla about:
* Andy Roddick and his big arms are no match for a 125th ranked Russian named Igor Andreev. That’s three first-round losses in four years on clay.
* James Blake lost, too. At least he’s still got that ridiculously hot girlfriend to go home to.
* On the whole, it was a Terrible Tuesday for Americans. And to happen the day after Memorial Day!
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May 30th, 2007 at 3:54 PM
Andreev was actually the last person before the Fed Man to beat Nadal on clay, so its not a huge upset.
Didnt Blake break up with that girl right after that US Open in ‘05? I’m pretty sure they’re not together anymore, so not only did Blake not win the 1st round he doesnt have that hot chick anymore.
May 30th, 2007 at 3:58 PM
If that’s the case about Blake … wow. Major bummer. She would have never made Maxim if not for that shot of her in the stands at the 05 Open.
May 30th, 2007 at 4:05 PM
Andy Roddick was actually the underdog against Igor Andreev, so it wasn’t an upset at all.
May 30th, 2007 at 4:09 PM
Incorrect. Roddick was the 3rd seed.
May 30th, 2007 at 4:16 PM
Hank – was just deleting a bunch of spam and erased your funny-ass Oprah comment. Would you mind posting it again?
(Folks – Hank is a strong contender for funniest commenter in this joint.)
May 30th, 2007 at 4:28 PM
Not incorrect. Roddick may been the 3rd seed, but in Vegas, you could get +110 action on him. He was the betting underdog. It makes one wonder what in the heck the French Open powers-that-be were doing giving him a 3 seed (Roddick shouldn’t be a 3 seed in a Metro Parks clay court tournament). However, then they match him up against a clay court wiz in Andreev….almost like they were setting him up for a fall.
May 30th, 2007 at 4:31 PM
OK, here it is again.
Wow, if Serena ever had to haul ass, she’d have to make two trips (or more).
You sure that ain’t Oprah?
May 30th, 2007 at 4:40 PM
Thanks Hank.
Ah, you meant BETTING underdog. I had no clue one could actually bet on tennis. Never seen a line on the sport. My bad on that.
But chuckie, we love to talk gambling come NFL-NCAA tournament, so please, stick around.
May 30th, 2007 at 5:25 PM
There is nothing wrong with serena..Now Blake’s girl is suffering from NOAZZATALL
May 30th, 2007 at 5:38 PM
This is was happens when you get nailed from the back so many times. Black guys love big boots but just like a woman with big knockers, the older you get the lower it goes down.
As men haven’t we learned this yet!
May 30th, 2007 at 5:45 PM
sorry guys…BOOTY’S Not Boots!
May 30th, 2007 at 6:23 PM
If I should ever hear a person tell me to may face that Serena Williams is attractive I will pull a Robert Parish from the 1987 playoffs on him. Or her. That’s how strongly I feel about her looks.
If you wanna bump uglies with a dude that has tits, better your johnson than mine.
May 30th, 2007 at 6:26 PM
That’s why you hit it from “BEHIND”. You dont have to see the face man!
May 30th, 2007 at 7:59 PM
TBL, I wasn’t aware that there was any other kind of underdog besides a betting one. That’s where the term originates from.
Just cause a famous American is matched up against an unknown foreigner, doesn’t mean he’s expected to win. In fact, the foreigner was expected to win, and that’s why Roddick was the underdog, and thus why this wasn’t an upset after all.
May 31st, 2007 at 2:54 AM
Serena looks pretty fine to me…
And she dates white dudes…
May 31st, 2007 at 3:40 AM
Cellulite Smellulite, so what? She wins championships. Better to have the tonnage in the back than the front. Serena’s still in the match. Where’s Andy?
May 31st, 2007 at 3:43 AM
Serena looks like she could give Mike Anderson some go for the starting RB spot for the Ravens’ mini-camp this year.
May 31st, 2007 at 5:18 AM
free speech!
May 31st, 2007 at 7:15 AM
she aint no oil painiting ….mayhaps the oil went straight to the trunk
i just cant get over what guys see in her …… i guess kinks are kinks