Heather Locklear sure looks great in a bikini at 45, huh? That reminds us – started to fall asleep last night and the clicker happened upon 90210. What an outstanding show that was. And then we saw commercials for the OC, and we wondered – where the heck are all the good teen angsty shows like that? They’ve sadly vanished, and have been replaced by a bunch of shitty reality television. Friday Night Lights is about all we’ve got. Thanks to all those who responded to our inquiry for somebody with advertising skills. We hope to have things settled in the next 10 days.

His name is Reprobatus Bibbs, and he got busted dealing crack. Oh, and he played college basketball. (Name of the Year)

Music’s too loud, and there are too many bells and whistles at the NBA playoffs. (USA Today)

Roger Goodell has an outstanding myspace page. (Joe Sports Fan)

If we had to make a list of the five coolest columnists in the country, Dan LeBatard would be on it. He talks to blogs. (The Starting Five)

Look out for that wall! Ouch. She broke her face. (Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Blog)

Kobe Bryant absolutely destroys his owner on the radio, about 12 hours after said owner was busted for DUI with an unidentified 23-year-old female in the car. (Sports by Brooks)

A UFC fighter defends Chuck Liddell’s partying ways, saying that the Vegas clubs pay Chuck to show up, and he never drinks and leaves early. (Review-Journal)

A blogger is upset at ESPN for putting an angry Pacman Jones on the frontpage last week. Huh? (Player-Sports)

Dwyane Wade is the proud father of another son. (Dwyane Wade.com)

Crazy Lenny Dykstra has become a columnist. (The Street, via Fluk Capacitor Sports)

ESPN’s Len Pasquarelli would start a football team with Shawne Merriman. Yup, the steroid user. (100% Injury Rate)

Why the US stinks in soccer, take 4,581. (Wisconsin Sports Bar)

The 50 Manliest Men, Ever list contains some women. And Christian Laettner. (Rivalfish)

The bidding on this Mike Vick dog-fighting t-shirt is out of control. Ok, not really. (Ebay via Winning the Turnover Battle)