Clearly, our readers are into this mixed martial arts and ultimate fighting stuff … several folks sent us this video of last night’s fight involving former NFL player Johnnie Morton. He got knocked out 38 seconds into the fight, and we fully expect a lame conversation Monday about which sport is tougher.

This seems like a fair question: was the guy who hit Morton wearing brass knuckles? Because once they get around to the replay, it looks like an average right hand to the face. Granted, we haven’t been in too many fights, but we’ve never seen anyone knocked out this long (it looks like Morton doesn’t open his eyes for about two minutes, and you can hear his people shouting, ‘Wake up, Johnnie!’) courtesy of a right hook.