Guess the Tubby Tennis Starlet
Uncategorized June 11th. 2007, 4:45pm
Any guesses as to who the large and in charge female tennis star is? She’s on vacation with her boyfriend, and for a change, she’s not dating an athlete. There’s a revolting photo of her after the jump. It’s completely safe for work, but it’s astonishing someone that large is able to do any damage on the tennis court. A breakfast buffet? Sure. But to be that thick and still have the ability to chase down Sharapova volleys is quite amazing.
As is the fact that there is no space between her thighs.
We apologize in advance if your eyes are burning.
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June 11th, 2007 at 4:55 pm
9.5 on the Thickter Scale
June 11th, 2007 at 5:02 pm
I’s still bang her. I’d like to know what it was like to get thrown around from a thick black woman. And to say I boned one of the William’s sisters. With my IQ and her athletic ability, we could create one hell of a specimen.
June 11th, 2007 at 5:06 pm
Imagine if she had a kid with either of her exes … CC Sabathia or LaVar Arrington …
June 11th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
I’d still hit it
June 11th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
Seriously, is this necessary? I know you have the pictures of hot babes and such on here every day, but this feels like a particularly low blow/cheap shot.
June 11th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
I don’t really think she looks tubby. She just has a lot of muscles. If you look at her back that ain’t a tubby back…that is a muscular one.
June 11th, 2007 at 5:33 pm
I think the guy is getting grass for her to graze on
June 11th, 2007 at 5:37 pm
I would still wreck it…nothing wrong with that
June 11th, 2007 at 5:48 pm
serena williams is not fat at all.
June 11th, 2007 at 5:54 pm
Remember people, the camera does add 130 pounds. Thankfully she’s wearing a “slimming” black bikini.
June 11th, 2007 at 6:00 pm
Her dick must be getting squished between those thighs.
June 11th, 2007 at 6:18 pm
Baby got back!
June 11th, 2007 at 6:20 pm
Little dick white boys HATE thick women. This is for the well-endowed – you’ll NEVER understand
June 11th, 2007 at 6:28 pm
That is the same thing I saw at the end of The Sopranos last night!
June 11th, 2007 at 6:40 pm
That’s pure delightful thickness baby!!!!!! Much better than the bones you’re usually posting on here.
June 11th, 2007 at 6:42 pm
Jebus she went out with CC Sabathia, I wonder how many beds they broke.
June 11th, 2007 at 6:45 pm
She’s disgusting.
June 11th, 2007 at 6:48 pm
easy buster im white but im definately down with that ass, settle down on generalizations on my dick size
June 11th, 2007 at 6:53 pm
Holy hell. I’m with Jason. This does seem like a really cheap shot.
June 11th, 2007 at 7:05 pm
Is that guy in the picture her boyfriend? Damn, he’s cute! It looks like she could kick his ass, but other than that…clearly she’s not suffering for men and/or beauty.
June 11th, 2007 at 7:06 pm
She’s not that bad …
June 11th, 2007 at 7:57 pm
yeah…im not kickin serena out the sack if ever the offer were EVER on the table….she’s T-HICK AND IF EVER SHE WANTED, she could definatly GET IT! great pic….brutha who appreciates the curves….
June 11th, 2007 at 8:05 pm
While the second photo certainly shows her as an unusually shaped human, the first photo is completely devoid of femininity and disgusts me. Of course it’s unfair to grade her on a two dimensional image when there must be close to 2.5 feet between the back of her ass and the tip of her nipples.
June 11th, 2007 at 8:53 pm
Tubby? Are you high? The only fat on that body is in her rump, and that’s EXACTLY where it should be. Don’t hate her for being beautiful, that’s a Black Man’s Dream right there…
June 11th, 2007 at 9:33 pm
What’s Tubby, Jack? Never said there was anything wrote with her … just point out she’s tubby.
June 11th, 2007 at 9:37 pm
She will get a pass on the hair….but that booty is alright with me!
June 11th, 2007 at 10:09 pm
Serena is hot, bangin, juicy and thick and I love every inch of her… and she certainly isnt fat. She’s got a fat ass, but I have news for you TBL, most guys enjoy that nowadays. Go down to your local Wal-Mart and you’ll see some actual fat bitches… how can you be fat and be a tennis champion? Thanks for the hot pics, and sorry you couldn’t demean her like you were trying to.
June 11th, 2007 at 10:11 pm
you guys are hilarious….maybe she’d be hot if she had the frame of kirsten dunst, perhaps?
June 11th, 2007 at 10:13 pm
oh yeah, if you think the second photo was revolting then you are either gay…or…not straight.
June 11th, 2007 at 10:44 pm
Yikes guys, you are creeping into the catty girl gossip website territory with this crap.
She’s one of the best tennis player rollin’, how is this relevant or entertaining sports discourse?
Now post Shaq topless pics! I demand big papi midriff!
June 11th, 2007 at 10:52 pm
First photo looks bad, but that’s ’cause she’s much closer to the camera than the dude.
I think this is a pretty shitty post, TBL. Well, scratch that… I think the photo’s are fine. Your commentary sucks.
June 11th, 2007 at 11:25 pm
It’s not really revolting at all. A little fat here and there, but you’ve got to appreciate the curves. She has some cellulites and a gigantic ass, but it’s okay not to be perfect. Not too fat. If she was turned into a stick, we’d lose the boobs and the ass, I don’t think anyone wants to lose the boobs and the ass, we hate to lose the boobs and the ass, that would be a nightmare for anyone. I just wish she fixed her wedgie in the first picture. Unless you’re going to tell me that’s a thong, a really weird shaped thong.
June 12th, 2007 at 12:15 am
you guys are out of your fucking minds. I have low standards and thats a no. Id cripple that HURTING chick to Luke Walton’s right in the picture TheBigLead posted last week before touching that.
June 12th, 2007 at 12:48 am
I like how you admit you have low standards.
June 12th, 2007 at 1:01 am
I wouldn’t fuck her with Jay The Most Hated’s dick!
Hey-oh!!
June 12th, 2007 at 3:22 am
i’d give that tubby bitch the best 14 seconds of her life.
June 12th, 2007 at 4:46 am
anyone looking at Serena and doesnt find at least her body attractive, IS probably gay. she has ample breasts, a flat stomach, and a sexy ass that drives most women wild. she has a nicer ass than Beyonce. Beyonce may be prettier, but Serena wins in the ass and tits catagory hands down.
and for the record, Serena’s body is one of the best out there…fit, toned and solid like the athlete she is.
this is 2007, and everyone knows that the black woman’s form is becoming more mainstream than ever…note the recent in non-black women having nicer asses.
truth is, jeans began to be cut in a way that lifts the buttucks into a more africanoid manner, thus creating an illusion in her pants. when the pants come off, the ass goes back to its more saggy position.
don’t believe me, ask any female you know who has been getting more ass compliments in the recent year and she’ll tell you.
June 12th, 2007 at 12:19 pm
again – a nice rump is one thing, but I think this is a bit out of control
June 12th, 2007 at 1:47 pm
I agree with many of you, she’s not fat. “Athletic” is a very nice way to put it, I’m sure that’s what her grandparents say. “Mannish” is the more literal and brutally honest way to decribe that.
Wow! I just learned that I am gay because I don’t find a female in a mannish body attractive. I must fight this urge! ARGG!!! How do you all fight off boners while you’re watching *ahem* ladies bodybuilding competitions on ESPN2 at 4 in the morning?
June 12th, 2007 at 2:21 pm
Mannish my ass! Forget about the gay nonsense, anybody who looks at those photos and thinks mannish is an idiot. If you want to say she’s not your type, fine, but there ain’t notihng mannish ’bout dat ass and body.
Anyway TBL, that was a crappy and catty post. Meow, meow, meow
June 12th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
Here is another good photo of her for all of you Serena lovers out there.
Not mannish? If her upper body in the first photo gets you excited, there’s a show that you should really check out called Oz.
June 12th, 2007 at 4:30 pm
Poor little internet boys still day dreaming over the winsome likes of the 16 yr old Anna K. and HS polevaulters, huh? Perhaps you should really check out NBC Dateline “Catch a Predator” series.
June 15th, 2007 at 1:45 am
Weird. The first pic is a solid 90 on the mannish scale, while in the second she looks quite bang-able. However, during the act, you’d have to make absolutely sure not to see her man-back…
July 2nd, 2007 at 1:44 pm
67 year old white Brit here, who adores that girl, that superbly fit and shapely body and all the other black chicks too.
She is simply magnificent and thanks for the pics. Just let me get at her, ‘cos mine still works a treat. I’d like her to do me even if it was the last time.
July 2nd, 2007 at 6:03 pm
dunno whats wrong with ye haters, oh what a booty i would love so much to spank her hard mmmmmmmmm
July 8th, 2007 at 1:43 pm
She’s not a Barbie doll. The first picture is very unflattering…so what I’ve seen lots of unflattering photos of women and men in swim suits. She isn’t a pretty little white girl sex kitten and thank god for that. Don’t you see enough of those on commercials, tv shows and in every magazine? Does every woman in the public eye need to fit the standard image of a sex symbol to deserve respect or to be considered worthy?
She is magnificent and a wonderfully talented woman who has more going for her than whoever posted pictures trying to insult her. Yes, she’s a big girl with a big body…so what! What do you stand to gain by putting her down?
July 26th, 2007 at 10:09 pm
Beautiful !!!! perfect Ass, this is a black thing!!!
July 30th, 2007 at 9:31 pm
Another reason we shouldn’t mix.
I’d kill to have her ass… ‘other’ people don’t appreciate that.
I think Tom Cruise is hideous.