Because we had to open with Saturday’s latest Cubs fracas. One thing we haven’t seen discussed is crazy Carlos Zambrano taking off his belt in the middle of the fight. Endless possibilities there.

Minnesota 10, Milwaukee 9: Awesome finish for the Twins, who squandered leads of 5-0 and 9-2, but prevailed on Justin Morneau’s walk-off homer. In the top of the ninth, 262-lb Prince Fielder parlayed a misplayed fly ball into an inside-the-park homer, setting the MLB record for heaviest player to record such a feat.

Houston 10, Seattle 3: Seattle went into Houston and was sweept in three games that weren’t remotely close. First baseman Mike Lamb will be the hot waiver-wire fantasy pickup Monday – he went 8-for-11 with two homers and eight RBI in the series.

Philadelphia 4, Detroit 7: Twenty-four hits between the clubs and not one homer? Justin Verlander followed-up his no-no by scattering seven hits in six innings and getting the W.

Boston 9, San Francisco 5: Barry Bonds hit No. 748th homer and needs just seven to tie Hank Aaron’s legendary mark.

Cleveland 5, Atlanta 2: Take your pick for biggest pitching surprise in the AL this season – Tampa’s James Shields (6-1, 3.30 ERA) or Fausto Carmona of the Tribe, who improved to 8-2 and lowered his ERA to 3.12 with another strong performance.