Elijah Dukes Calls a Radio Station, Makes Ron Artest Seem Like a Bunny
Uncategorized June 19th. 2007, 8:09pm
So, who’s ready to dress up as Elijah Dukes for Halloween? All you need is a Devil Rays jersey, a toy gun, and perhaps some crack vials. Maybe tape an ad for Zoloft onto your back.
Thanks to a tipster in the Sunshine State, you can follow the above link and listen to the off-his-rocker Devil Rays outfielder call in to the same radio station his wife did a few days ago and ramble semi-coherently for a solid 10 minutes. This is really some awesome shit, and the guys in Tampa who are driving this drama totally need Colin Cowherd’s spot on ESPN radio.
Among the highlights:
* He talks about the value of crack in the hood
* On the 17-year-old he knocked up: ‘We and her did something one-time … I know for a fact, I know for a fact … if that’s my child, why does it have to be broadcast?’
* His mother never smoked crack, and he never said that she did
* ‘When did I get in trouble for domestic violence over the last year and a half?’
* ‘Elijah, do you need help?’ No! Do I need guidance? Yeah, I need guidance … I went to jail for breaking a remote control.
Ron Artest wishes he could be as gully as Elijah Dukes.
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June 19th, 2007 at 8:14 PM
Gully? TBL where did you learn that word? Have you been listening to rap? lol
June 19th, 2007 at 8:24 PM
Can we just give Elijah a reality show already? This guy is great.
June 19th, 2007 at 8:33 PM
Good god
June 19th, 2007 at 8:48 PM
Could we just make him live with Dustin Diamond for a while and tape it? He is completely fucknut crazy.
And I thought my nakesake was a silly pro athlete.
June 19th, 2007 at 8:53 PM
This is only of the only instances I can recall where “batshit crazy” is an understatement.
June 19th, 2007 at 8:56 PM
They should have a reality show following the lives of Elijah and Pacman.
June 19th, 2007 at 8:58 PM
If he wasn’t a balla, he’d be in JAIL!
June 19th, 2007 at 9:13 PM
He’s this crazy and they give him a bat everday as part of his job.
This guy could fuck shit up using nerf and a can-do attitude
June 19th, 2007 at 9:29 PM
Rae Carruth’s Trunk- good call on that. I think those two would make a great couple.
June 19th, 2007 at 10:01 PM
This is the most funniest stuff I have heard in years.. Can he and Rodman get a show together!
June 19th, 2007 at 10:04 PM
Elijah Dukes must be on television.
June 19th, 2007 at 10:07 PM
The question is can Odell Thurman drive and Chris Henry hold the camera
June 19th, 2007 at 10:34 PM
Can someone please transcribe this interview. As an educated individual I am completely confused on what he was rambling about.
June 19th, 2007 at 10:38 PM
“$100 of crack, you can turn that into $200 in da hood.”
“Some people say my momma..some people say my momma..was on crack but when I was in her stomach”
classic lines.
June 19th, 2007 at 11:23 PM
Ok, now if Brad J wants to call THIS guy a thug, I think that’s something we can all safely get behind. Can I get a witness?
June 20th, 2007 at 12:16 AM
He’s a million views on youtube just waiting to happen.
June 20th, 2007 at 1:18 AM
How has he not been, at the very least, sent down to the minors.
June 20th, 2007 at 1:57 AM
I don’t think he’s a thug. He’s going though a classic manic phase right now. Needs help.
June 20th, 2007 at 2:49 AM
“my momma didn’t grow up as a Paris Hilton!”
Awesome. And I picked this guy to win the AL ROY this year.
June 20th, 2007 at 2:49 PM
What did he do that is illegal? What charges is he facing . . . possession! Just cause his babies momma gets pissed and goes to the paper everyone else jumps on the bandwagon making accusations and that is all they are accusations. Which one of you people where there and really know what happened. Do your thing Dukes and let your numbers talk!
June 20th, 2007 at 3:38 PM
wow.
June 20th, 2007 at 3:45 PM
VG,
I can see that you want to give the guy the benefit of the doubt but you have to set reality aside to defend this guy. He called his ex-wife and threatened to kill her with picture of the gun he would use, he slept with the 17yo foster child of his grandmother, he’s went to 4 different HS in 4 years because he kept getting kicked out and has had a physical fight with I believe 3 different managers in the minor leagues. Your not helping the guy by telling him to DO HIS THING!!!
June 20th, 2007 at 4:00 PM
“WE and her did something one-time.” Awesome.
June 20th, 2007 at 5:53 PM
WOW…..the reason we rarely get a chance to experience people like this is that they’re usually buried in the hood or in jail before they can realize their potential. It looks like for this guy just happened to get all the way to the MLB, and now we get to experience the inside of the mind of someone who, honestly, sounds like a crackhead….I mean he talks just like one. Elijah Dukes is straight H.O.O.D….
June 20th, 2007 at 5:58 PM
Now that I’m listening to the whole thing, it stops being funny. Dukes is a troubled man whose had a rough life, and while that’s no excuse, he just needs some guidance in public relations to make sure he keeps control of things. He doesnt really get what its like to be in the mainstream light so thats why it sounds so bizarre. Somebody’s got to get him to detach himself to his former life and have a chance to take advantage of his vast potential and the greatness he can attain.