The man above is Argentina’s boy wonder, the great Lionel Messi. We couldn’t stop talking about him during last summer’s World Cup, and what’s so great about this photo is that it captures the essence of the scoring machine that turned 20 earlier this week. Young Messi has a penchant for slicing up the opposition and leaving defenders and goalies helpless in his wake. All the Maradona hype appears legit.

So a watered-down team USA opens play in the Copa America today against a powerful Argentina squad. Because new US coach Bob Bradley feels the Copa isn’t all that important, he’s now fielding a team of relative no-names – sans Landon Donovan, sans DeMarcus Beasley – and instead, essentially trots out a JV lineup against one of the strongest teams in the World.

Fun times! If anyone watches or liveblogs … drop us a line … we won’t be near a TV until the second round of the NBA draft.

Argentina desperate to end 14-year title drought (Reuters)
Copa America Schedule (ESPN)

For what it’s worth, Mexico stunned Brazil at Copa Wednesday, 2-0, so sure, anything’s possible. One of these goals sounds absolutely incredible, like it was out of a commercial or some shit. If you see video, kindly pass it along. Thanks to the reader who sent us the goal. It’s pretty incredible.