This is about the oldest All-Star photo of Barry Bonds we could find, and based on how wiry he looks (just a guess, but he weighed less in this photo than Mr. Furley did at any point during his Three’s Company run), we’re guess it’s from the early 1990s. His head is the the size of Jupiter now.

Let the ballot stuffing arguments begin! The 2007 All-Star game will be in San Francisco next week, and not-too-surprisingly, Bonds staged a 2004 Red Sox-like comeback to stun Alfonso Soriano Sunday for the final starting spot in the outfield.

Apparently there was some kind of All-Star selection show on TBS, and since we missed it, we can offer no critique or analysis of Cal Ripken’s hair issues or Tony Gwynn’s perpetual smile. But after the jump, one reader was less than thrilled with the execution of the show by TBS, and emailed us about it:

“MLB schedules this thing not for a specific time, but to air at the conclusion of a game (forcing people to watch a game they don’t care about). Not only that, but a rain delay, shoddy relief pitching and 90 minutes later, and they are tied in the 9th inning still. MLB screwed this up royally. I for one think TBS will do a great job with the postseason this year, but this is ridiculous. I’ve never seen a show with this much billing delayed like this. One more excuse for fans to say MLB doesn’t care about them, by making them wait HOURS to see who is in the All-Star Game.€

We can’t get excited either way about the All-Star game because it hardly registers. It’s a cut above the laughable Pro Bowl, which everyone begs out of, but not nearly as fascinating or high-flying as the NBA All-Star game, which is a dunk-a-thon with some hoops worked in.

In case you missed it in the roundup, Kenny Mayne will be in a kayak in McCovey Cove for the home run derby, and ESPN will introduce us to the surely-nauseating ’scuba cam.’ You probably don’t know a scuba cam from an upskirt cam. Unless you watch America’s Cup.

Best of veterans, youngsters at Classic (MLB.com)