Got something for all you Nets fans that should produce maximum squirm value: your team just gave $61 million to a 30-year-old shooting guard who vanishes in the clutch, displays the emotion of a book shelf, and may or may not be allergic to defense! Vince Carter will be cashing checks in the swamp – er, Brooklyn – until he’s 34-years-old. Awesome!

But seriously … this may not be that bad of a deal for the Nets. Kidd’s back, RJ’s back, Krstic is healthy, and Sean Williams should easily slide into the power forward spot vacated by free agent Mikki Moore, who almost certainly will get a Jerome James-like $30 million from an overzealous GM. Plus, there’s nothing like moving to a new city and arena and bringing with you a player who once tea-bagged a tall Euro en route to one of the nastiest dunks in basketball history. Even if it happened 15 years ago.

In other free agent/NBA news …

* Jason Kapano to Toronto for $24 million … lovin’ what’s going on north of the border.
* The bumbling Lakers give $30 million to Luke Walton (!!) and are talking about snagging free agent point guard Steve Blake … uh, so what’d they draft Javaris Crittenton for?
* As tremendous as this piece is on the Blazers and the draft, we’re close to calling BS on one of the trade offers for the top pick. A 5-time Eastern Conference all-star and a lottery pick? We just did a cursory glance through the Eastern Conference teams in the lottery, and couldn’t find one five-time All-Star. It’s not Redd or Arenas or Joe Johnson and the Pacers didn’t have a lottery pick. Anyone?
* Everyone wants in on the Gerald Wallace sweepstakes. But why would Milwaukee be hard up? Shouldn’t the Bucks have drafted Corey Brewer instead of Yi? Why did Miami draft Daequan Cook instead of Jared Dudley? Dumb da dumb, dumb …