The Beckham Assault Continues
Uncategorized July 12th. 2007, 1:57pm
As you can see here, David Beckham and Posh Spice seem to have invited a camera crew into their bedroom to take a few post-coital photos. There’s a bunch more here, and they’ll all be in W Magazine, should you feel the urge to look at Becks in his undies and Posh’s cups running over.
It’s all part of his assault on the United States. On the cover of Sports Illustrated, probably on the cover of ESPN the Magazine next week, and massive feature stories in the New York Times, Los Angeles Times, and just about every other relevant paper in the country.
And now even Pele has chimed in the the arrival of Ulysses.
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July 12th, 2007 at 2:07 PM
Oh no. It’s started. I give it a month before a nation collectively shrugs and becomes engrossed in football.
July 12th, 2007 at 2:29 PM
Posh is lookin alright there. Beckham is shredded.
July 12th, 2007 at 2:36 PM
those pictures are just weird. beckham looks weathered and brown like a big giant catcher’s mitt, and the chick is basically a robot. i mean, i like perfect girls as much as anyone, but is it too much to ask to have one or two human qualities? she’s like C-3PO with tits.
July 12th, 2007 at 2:43 PM
So dave, she’s Dot Matrix then?
July 12th, 2007 at 2:43 PM
It’s just nice to see that now that they’ve come to America, they’ve stopped whoring out their relationship for media attention. It just warms the heart really.
July 12th, 2007 at 2:44 PM
i hope david beckham suffers a career ending injury, like a stubbed toe
July 12th, 2007 at 2:45 PM
I love the fact that these two mult-multi-millionaires appear to be rising in flagrante delicto in a hovel with only a twin bed.
July 12th, 2007 at 2:49 PM
I acutally kinda hope that he does really well for the MLS.
July 12th, 2007 at 2:55 PM
They completely blurred the sideboob in this picture on “Inside Edition” last night. Weaksauce.
July 12th, 2007 at 2:55 PM
Enough of these two. Posh looks like a bug or an alien.
July 12th, 2007 at 3:06 PM
C3PO with fake tits and a terrible ‘do. She looked MUCH better 10 years ago when she actually ate.
July 12th, 2007 at 3:22 PM
You know what she reminds me of – has anyone ever seen the movie Cherry 2000? Probably not (it was amazingly bad), but in the movie men were able to design female robots for the purpose of…well, I’m pretty sure that’s obvious. But the problem (or not I guess) was that the women had no discernable personality. How sad is it that I know this?
July 12th, 2007 at 3:23 PM
For a real life plastic Barbie doll, I think Posh looks pretty good actually.
July 12th, 2007 at 3:29 PM
I own a bigger bed than that.
Honestly, I want him to do well in MLS. I want him to teach Landon Donovan how to play the game and how to finish goals (outside of a penalty kick). I want him to grow the game here, like he said he was here to do. I want him to take this challenge by the horns.
(Hmm, maybe that wasn’t the best wording. . . )
July 12th, 2007 at 3:32 PM
beeeeeeep, i need cock and money, beeeeeeep beep boop booop beeep bop boom. VB35oz.
July 12th, 2007 at 4:05 PM
can we all agree to call them Catcher’s Mitt and C-3PO from now on? Are you with me people? Hello? Anyone?
July 12th, 2007 at 4:06 PM
Ummm, don’t get too excited about the bed size, folks. To me, it looks like the lovely couple is trying to say, “We are still totally horny for one another (even though Becks loves to cram our au pair), and this fleabag motel was close by, allowing us to unleash our uncommonly good looking selves on each other and any media that might happen to be in the vicinity to record our boot knocking for posterity’s sake.”
July 12th, 2007 at 4:33 PM
is it weird that I am a completely straight male and think that David Beckham is hotter than his wife?
[To the editior's: please immediately remove this post as it will haunt me if it is in writing forever... I could just picture my best man blowing this up and putting in on display at my wedding 7 years from now.]
July 12th, 2007 at 4:34 PM
its not weird. it just means you’re gay
July 12th, 2007 at 4:59 PM
“is it weird that I am a completely straight male and think that David Beckham is hotter than his wife? ”
He is definately more feminine. She looks like a drummer in a high school Emo band.
July 12th, 2007 at 5:02 PM
What? No comments on Beckham’s “tramp stamp”.
July 12th, 2007 at 5:23 PM
Beckham’s pretty much a stud, and I would venture to say molding your style after his would get you grande poo-nannie. Pretty hard to deny. I’ll give credit where it is due. That bitch totally was nailed with the emo drummer comment. Frickin scary.
July 12th, 2007 at 5:26 PM
i cannot wait to celebrate MLS’s Bekcham failure. That is going to be fun.
July 12th, 2007 at 5:27 PM
I can’t wait for the Garciaparra/Hamm bedroom pics. Those will be really hot.
July 12th, 2007 at 6:13 PM
If you dropped Victoria Beckham chest-down from, say, the second story of a building, she’d probably bounce about ten stories on those horrific fake boobs of her. Darling, if you weigh 70 pounds soaking wet fake boobs are REALLY obvious, mmkay?
July 13th, 2007 at 1:41 AM
She copied the hair do of the boy in Terminator 2!
July 13th, 2007 at 3:23 PM
sideboob is a wonderful thing