Russell Martin, Save Your Breath
Athletes and Celebrities, Baseball July 18th. 2007, 5:52pm
You never know what you’re going to find on Alyssa Milano’s MLB.com blog. For instance, there’s this interesting photo of Dodgers catcher Russell Martin (that’s him in the hat), chatting up the former Who’s the Boss star. Since she doesn’t date catchers, he probably doesn’t have a chance.
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July 18th, 2007 at 6:14 PM
I thought she was humping Dmitri Young?
Oh well, guess he’ll go back to hanging out at the Shrimp Boat in Southeast until he and Belliard get traded.
July 18th, 2007 at 6:23 PM
Why is Harry Potter grinning like that?
July 18th, 2007 at 6:24 PM
Those are phenomenal breasts. That is all.
July 18th, 2007 at 6:41 PM
Russell Martin could easily gather Milano for a little Fu Schnikens on the side. Just call a bad game every time Penny pitches, she’ll dump him in no time.
July 18th, 2007 at 6:52 PM
That doesnt look like Milano. It looks like Lyndsay Lohan
July 18th, 2007 at 6:59 PM
So which one of those four does not fit in? 2 scantily clad chicks, MLB player, and some dude that looks like he should be waiting in line for Panic at the Disco tickets.
Doesn’t look like Alyssa to me either. I’d still bang whoever it is though.
July 18th, 2007 at 7:08 PM
I’d grin like that dude too, if I were seated between those two lovely lasses.
July 18th, 2007 at 7:15 PM
Dude in the middle “This is going so well! I have a major league baseball player as my wingman and I’m totally hitting it off with both these girls. I just have to play it as cool as possible so they don’t know I’m sporting an major league erection. So far…so good.”
July 18th, 2007 at 7:21 PM
Is that Mo Rocca’s gay brother?
July 18th, 2007 at 7:27 PM
That doesnt look like Milano, but I haven’t paid attention to her since her vampire movie. Why does she get publicity again? Oh, screwing pro athletes, er… MLB pitchers.
Neither one of those guys look like professional athletes. Or amateur. Or athletes at all.
Actually, what it looks like is the gal on the left is the special ed teacher and the other three are waiting for the short bus.
July 18th, 2007 at 7:27 PM
Reading the paragraph above and below that picture, I think Russell Martin might be next to enjoy the Alyssa Milano experience.
July 18th, 2007 at 7:29 PM
Jason – I just read that. You get Milano’s palms sweaty… well, you are in.
And egads, the rest of the crew is her family. I still stand by the short bus comment regarding the other dude.
July 18th, 2007 at 7:29 PM
BTW…The goofy looking dude is Alyssa Milano’s brother…he would probably still bang her.
July 18th, 2007 at 7:40 PM
Does that camera not have red-eye reduction technology?
July 18th, 2007 at 7:44 PM
Is no one else completely flabbergasted by how ironically appropriate the name of Alyssa Milano’s blog “touch em’ all” is. Really?
July 18th, 2007 at 9:22 PM
This looks like a picture of my college days, 2 lovely ladies hoping the gay guy who likes Depeche Mode will dance with them, and the ultra cool dude who tries all night to get into the pants of a chick he will never have a chance with.
July 19th, 2007 at 6:20 PM
“Is that Mo Rocca’s gay brother?”
They don’t get much more gay than Mo himself
July 19th, 2007 at 10:52 PM
The smiling dope is definitely popping a knob and is trying to conceal it. Martin might have a shot because Milano goes around MLB rosters in cruise control. I do agree though that the three retahds are awating short bus treatment while the lady on the left keeps them in order. I think Milano, bug-eyed and all, is praying for a royal shag that night.
July 20th, 2007 at 2:56 AM
“That doesnt look like Milano. It looks like Lyndsay Lohan.”
Can’t be. Her crotch isn’t on fire…
July 20th, 2007 at 2:00 PM
can you say STD? who has this hooker not been with?
July 20th, 2007 at 2:36 PM
I think the special ed teacher is wanting to get naughty for the catcher and check out her legs!
Is Milano in a harness or other bondage apparatus?
July 20th, 2007 at 4:52 PM
That is not Alyssa Milano…she has tattoos on her ankles and arms…And yes, the middle is retarded but let’s face it…everyone knows one.
July 26th, 2007 at 4:10 PM
what an mlb whore alyssa needs to find men her age and not little boys isn’t she 10 yrs older than him