Sorry for the paucity of posts Tuesday, but we were traveling … drugs and the Tour de France, man, we’re shocked! … hope you’re ready for some movie talk, because it’s happening today … this Lindsay Lohan shit is bananas; a blend of sad and funny … Bonds didn’t homer, again … if Megan Fox had three less (bad) tattoos, Kim Kardashian might need to watch her back …

Jason Campbell has a fine, fine mustache. (Mister Irrelevant)

Miami goes all Notre Dame and takes names off the back of jerseys. (Just Call me Juice)

Very good breakdown of Mike Vick’s legal options. (AJC)

Notre Dame coach Charlie Weis lost his gastric bypass malpractice lawsuit. (Steroid Nation)

Hey, that Alyssa Milano-Russell Martin connection may be legit! (Us Weekly)

If the question is Posh Spice or Eva Longoria, the answer is suicide. (The Ya Ya Sports World)

Starbury’s tremendous summer continues: he dislikes LeBron James. (Cleveland Cavaliers Blog)

If you hate automatic streaming video, then you need to read this. (En-Dash via Deadspin)

Miguel Cabrera is a portly yet dangerous hitter. (ESPN.com)

This gimmick will not make us watch NASCAR. (Awful Announcing)

America’s hottest female sports reporters. (The Sports Culture)

Man, that Peter King is such a racist. (Nation of Islam Blog)

A Cincinnati Bengals preview, yearbook-style. (Oh No Romo)