Is Pedro Guerrero some kind of folk hero or something? Friday, we posted an old baseball card with Pedro’s glamorous mug on the front. A few folks emailed in tales of the lumbering 80s slugger. By far, what you are about to read is the best one we received. We must preface it, though, by telling you we have no idea if there is an ounce of truth to this story. We’re going to avoid year, place and names to protect the innocent:

Once upon a time, at a celebrity golf tournament on planet earth, someone was paired up with Steve Sax and Pedro Guerrero. “Pedro starts telling this story about this one time he hooked up with this chick down in his hometown in the Dominican Republic. So Pedro and this chick are going at it when her husband walks in. Pedro starts apologizing to this guy, but since Pedro is a hero in his hometown, the guy is fine with it. In fact, they start double teaming her. This leads to the following exchange between Pedro and Sax:

Pedro: “I’m fucking her. He’s fucking her. She’s sucking my cock. He’s sucking my cock.€

Steve: “Pedro, he’s sucking your cock? Isn’t that kinda gay?”

Pedro: “No, man. He’s sucking my cock.€

Oy. Because, you know, only giving BJ’s is “kinda gay.” Receiving is totally hetero.