NASCAR Strategies, Courtesy of the Onion
Uncategorized July 31st. 2007, 3:27pmNASCAR Coach Reveals Winning Strategy: ‘Drive Fast’
Man, the Onion is funny.
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July 31st, 2007 at 4:09 PM
It gets funnier every time I watch it! I love the Onion…
July 31st, 2007 at 4:22 PM
I’m laughing out loud and my son’s looking at me like I’m nuts. Great stuff!
July 31st, 2007 at 4:25 PM
Damn you, TBL.
I thought tactical breaking would’ve been addressed.
July 31st, 2007 at 4:39 PM
It’s funny ’cause it’s true.
July 31st, 2007 at 6:56 PM
I learned more about NASCAR in those 2 minutes than I have in 20 years of watching the sport. Great reporting, Onion.
August 1st, 2007 at 5:19 PM
Yawn. Nothing is more boring than Blue Staters who like to feel superior by making fun of NASCAR.
Racing is actually, you know, hard. You have to know drafting, fuel strategy, tires and motors. You need incredibly fast reflexes and endurance — drivers can sweat out 10 percent of their body weight during a race. Oh, and you also might catch on fire. Sure, there’s fat drivers. There’s also fat guys in the NFL and MLB. Doesn’t mean playing ain’t hard.
Have anyone here ever even been to a NASCAR race? Think anyone at the Onion ever has? Nah.