ESPN’s intrepid Pedro Gomez, the man with the awkward assignment of following around the every move of Barry Bonds for the last few years, nearly missed the money shot. Which would have been depressing for him, but comical for the rest of us.

Now that the Bonds story has run its course, and because the Giants are buried in the cellar of the NL West, we figure ESPN will give Gomez a two-month breather. In the interim, we’ll miss the relentless fervor in which he tracked the asterisk-maker, and we’ve got three names the WWL may want to consider for his next rigorous assignment: Alex Rodriguez (he’s going to hit 800, so might as well hitch on to that wagon from now!), Greg Oden (the whole Northwest thing may be challenging, but at least he’ll get a comment from the subject every now and then), and this pre-high schooler (but only if producers can catch Gomez dancing off camera to, ‘Make it Rain’).

ESPN’s Gomez Nearly Missed Bonds’ Homer (Daily Breeze)