Holley Mangold Prepares for a Senior Season to Remember
Uncategorized August 17th. 2007, 10:38am
It’s been awhile since our last Holley Mangold update, right? Just in case you haven’t been monitoring the most famous female high school football player in the country, Foul Balls has the goods, and the numbers are staggering. (Why does she matter again? Her brother is Nick Mangold, former Ohio State All-American, current starter on the New York Jets.)
Here are Holley’s preseason numbers heading into her senior campaign:
Weight: 315 pounds
Bench press: 265 pounds
Squat: 565 pounds
Run: 15 miles
Etc: Mangles steering wheel in car accident
We try to squeeze in three or four gym trips a week (we’ve even bumped into Deadspin’s Will Leitch over there a few times) but we’ve never run 15 miles, we’d be lucky to squat half of 565, and she weighs nearly double what we do.
Monster? Hell yeah. (Her, obviously. Not us.)
Checking in on Holley Mangold (Foul Balls)
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August 17th, 2007 at 10:52 am
i want a shirt for the gym that says: ‘Holly Mangold benches more than you… and has a bigger c*ck.’
August 17th, 2007 at 10:56 am
Damn. Well, I’m pretty sure she doesn’t go out on a lot of dates, but I’d still bet she’s right up A-Rod’s alley.
August 17th, 2007 at 10:57 am
And for some reason I’d rather be the Kevin Durants of the world that can’t put up 185.
August 17th, 2007 at 10:58 am
She could probably give Sgt. Slaughter a go.
August 17th, 2007 at 11:01 am
This story is totally fascinating to me… does anyone know how tall she is? Is there a chance she’ll be recruited by division 1 schools? I can only imagine what her social life is like. She probably gets by without being ridiculed because her brother is a professional athlete and she could kick major ass, but does she ever hang out with girls? Does she have any desire to go get dressed up for prom?
Maybe I only care about this stuff because I’m a girl?
August 17th, 2007 at 11:14 am
She would break your d*** off
August 17th, 2007 at 11:17 am
No way is she NOT being ridiculed by girls – she’s in high school.
August 17th, 2007 at 11:20 am
I guess she will not be getting the same kind of attention as pole vault chick.
August 17th, 2007 at 11:37 am
The next first round pick for the Oakland Raiders
ALl they need is another chick for there squad full of nobodies
August 17th, 2007 at 11:51 am
Just a hunch, but I bet swandong would totally tap this mangold chick before Kardashian.
August 17th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
Kardashian is trash, and I would be the happiest PI in the world if TBL would stop posting her pics on here.
For the love of Moses does she ONLY date high profile black guys? garbage is her life
August 17th, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Trash or not shes still got ass for days. What exactly is wrong with her dating black guys?
August 17th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
I’d hit that.
August 17th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Good Lord, I’d hate to be on the opposing team’s D-Line with that mastodon lining up across from me – especially if her monthly visitor has arrived (no, not the menses; the value-pack of Ho-Hos from Costco).
August 17th, 2007 at 4:57 pm
sportsgal: she’s in the neighborhood of 5′6″ if I remember correctly from the ESPN story they did on her, because I thought the same thing and was then disappointed to find that she is pretty short.
Also, I call shenanigans on her being able to run 15 miles.
August 17th, 2007 at 6:56 pm
The only way that beast is running 15 miles is if you dangle a bucket of Popeye’s in front of her.
Sadly, her athletic supporter size wasn’t listed in the preseason numbers. I say she’s stuffing an XL sized dong in that cup.
August 17th, 2007 at 11:35 pm
I saw a feature about Holly Mangold on ESPN, which really made any athlete really appreciate her desire to play competitive football. Her team was one win away from winning the national title. Holly played extremely well during the season. I believe she’s almost 5′10. What a shame to see such low IQ remarks about someone who’s true enough to herself that she’s following her athletic dream and succeeding.
August 18th, 2007 at 3:50 am
You gotta love sports.
September 4th, 2007 at 8:08 pm
Has anyone noticed that her body mass index is over 45? This is morbidly obese. A healthy 5-9 female should weigh no more than *half* as much as she does. Amid all the fawning media attention there hasn’t been a single comment on the tremendously unhealthy message this sends – that it’s OK to sacrifice your health to win a meaningless game.