Adriana Lima should date an athlete, so we could mention her more often … We’ve been meaning to update the blogroll, so please don’t think we’re ignoring your emails … this is perhaps the dumbest pageant answer in the history of pageants … great news! Dunkin’ Donuts is losing the trans fats! … if you’re holding that winning $314 million Powerball ticket, we could sure use a small handout … damn, these photos of the flooding in Ohio are quite scary…

You must watch David Boston’s lengthy but bizarre DUI arrest video. If any tech wizard knows how to embed this, please email us. This really is stunning. (TBO.com)

So now hockey goon Sean Avery wants to be in movies? (Page Six)

Completely not buying the Shevchenko-to-the-MLS scuttlebutt. (Yankee Hooligan)

Desmond Howard calls Chris Fowler ‘Chris Flawless.’ We regret leaving Fowler off our ‘things we like about ESPN’ list – he’s great. (Saginaw News)

Remember the hot, twice-divorced news anchor who sent Rich Eisen photos of herself in a bikini? Well now, she’s dating another anchor. This guy is married to playmate Victoria Silvstedt, but they’re getting a divorce, probably because she let a dumpy old guy go down on her in public. (NY Post, Bastardly)

Congrats on the wedding, Mike Modano. (Dallas Morning News)

The many objectivity struggles Doug Flutie may have when he calls the BC/VT game in October. (Boston Globe)

New York is a very, very bad city when it comes to college football ratings. (Newsday)

ESPN wants to televise the Muck Bowl, but it looks as if the planets won’t line up. Pity, that. (Sun-Sentinel)

The Gators have an eloquent running back. (Alligator Army)

Hopefully, just because Damon Huard landed the Chiefs QB gig, we won’t be seeing less of Brodie Croyle’s hot significant other. (Arrowhead Addict)

The four-letter loves the Salukis. (Post-Dispatch)

Top-ranked USC did not like slumming it in the regular dorms with the student body, so they asked for and were given upgrades. (Lion in Oil)