New Name: Hard Knockers
Uncategorized August 30th. 2007, 5:13pm
Faithful readers who follow our blog know that we’re not mining Hard Knocks on HBO for coaching tips from Herman Edwards, or watching to learn about the innerworkings of an NFL team. We’re there for Kelli Croyle, the ultra-hot wife of Brodie Croyle. Hot levels in life vary – there’s office hot, celebrity hot, hot girl at a bar who your friend says is a 10, but really is only a Vegas 8, etc – but perhaps no other female on television exemplifies the blend of drop-dead gorgeous and marriage material like the wife of the Chiefs backup quarterback. Today, the Bottom Line asks a pressing question that has the midwest buzzing (or just chatting): did Kelli get some work done while Brodie was at training camp?
In the first installment of the HBO special the duo were featured as the petite Kelli said goodbye to her new husband as he left for training camp in River Falls, Wisconsin. However, in Week 3 when he arrives home a seemingly new Kelli was busting out all over her ultra-low-cut blouse. The change from Week 1 to Week 3 was dramatic and not unnoticed by bloggers.
Bloggers are a perceptive lot, no?
Update: Since everyone likes the significant other of Tony Gonzalez … here she is. We’ll refer to her as stripper hot/bartender hot. Yes, we’re fans.
14 Responses to “New Name: Hard Knockers”
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August 30th, 2007 at 5:16 PM
i don’t know if i’d classify her as “hot.” she’s very pretty, but she’s not hot.
now tony gonzalez’s wife? holy shit. i’d let her bang me in the ass with an 8-inch dildo just to have the honor of going down on her afterward.
August 30th, 2007 at 5:26 PM
hot is something you see with a chick you just wanna ban the shit outta of…this chick is very pretty, I would even go gorgeous…but she isn’t hot because I do see her putting out…Kimmy K = HOT = SLUT, so my point, STRIPPERS = HOT + SLUTS, SOCCER WAGS = HOT = SLUT
August 30th, 2007 at 5:27 PM
Lozo, your a dirty bastard, but well said
August 30th, 2007 at 5:41 PM
Breast augmentation sounds so impersonal. Boob job is much better.
I’d say, yeah, there’s a buzz today about KC about her today. Kind of tabloid buzz. Boob jobs are pretty much standard fair for athlete’s wives. In the midwest though, it garners some attention. Chicks in the office today plan on tuning in for the replay tonight where they couldn’t care less about the show up till now.
Pretty is a good way to describe her.
Also, notice when they sent the cameras to film them cooking and eating dinner, how Brodie is a submissive husband. She speaks. He shuts up. He looks down all the time when she’s around. My buddy posits, and it’s still early to tell, but she’s got an Anna Benson vibe personality wise. She’s still young and hasn’t completely figured it all out yet, but she’s got her husband whipped. We fully expect her to start a website, start selling hangbags or shoes she designed, and to become the local media’s darling. Until, of course, everyone gets sick of her.
August 30th, 2007 at 5:46 PM
Kelli is tight, but October Gonzalez is that fire.
August 30th, 2007 at 6:10 PM
His myspace is funny. If you watch the photo slideshow, every picture seems to end with a slow drag down to Brodie’s junk.
August 30th, 2007 at 7:48 PM
Lozo that was awsome.
I am a part of the October cheering section. Very impressive.
August 30th, 2007 at 8:59 PM
I’d prefer Miss DC
http://blog.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2007/08/jason_campbell_and_miss_dc.html
But Mrs. Cooley puts them all to shame
http://www.maximonline.com/girls_of_maxim/girl_template_magnified.aspx?id=1003&ind=0
August 30th, 2007 at 9:02 PM
And of course Mrs. Archuletta
http://www.sportsline.com/spin/story/9237404
…the Redskins were STACKED last year
August 30th, 2007 at 9:09 PM
croyle’s wife is cute. I’d happily bang her and then brag about it.
but she’s real person hot. not athlete hot. a pro athlete — like archuleta or gonzalez — should be banging a woman who you couldn’t bring home to your parents. who you only fantasize about banging. who would make any man jealous.
and lozo wins comment of the year, not that that needed to be pointed out.
August 30th, 2007 at 10:33 PM
Completely noticed the boob job as well. And gotta agree with The Big Picture. She’s hot like regular girl hot. Which is great. But it ain’t stripper/dirty/whorish hot – which is what dirtbags like myself and many pro athletes naturally gravitate to.
August 31st, 2007 at 9:12 AM
Wow.
Didn’t know S&M was rocking and rolling on TBL.
Thought that was strictly Deadspin country.
August 31st, 2007 at 9:21 AM
Don’t let the Midwest Homecoming Queen look fool you.
It’s girls like this that bring out the whips, chains, 8 inch thigh highs and grape jelly.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:26 AM
Just to show that she is already taking advantage of her “fame” as a hot wife of a TERRIBLE backup QB, we were watching another painful Chiefs game last night and during a commercial break one of my friends shouts out, “Look, it’s Croyle’s wife”…yep, there she was on a commercial for some local car dealership. Sadly, we were at a bar for “Steak night” and there was no sound…but, I’m pretty sure she sounded smart.