Awesome day to be a sports fan. If you were at the beach for the holiday weekend and didn’t have a TV or radio by your side, here’s what you missed:

* Michigan choking at home against Division I-AA App State. The 5th-ranked Wolverines suffered a historic 34-32 loss, and had two field goals blocked in the final three minutes of the game. Lloyd Carr, it’s been real, pal.

* In his second career start, Red Sox rookie Clay Buchholz no-hit the Orioles in Fenway. Earlier in the day, Yankees rookie Ian Kennedy beat the Devil Rays in his first start. The Mariners have lost eight in a row, and are now two back of the Yanks in the Wild Card hunt.

* At the US Open, No. 2 seed – and defending champ – Maria Sharapova lost to some Euro you’ve never heard of. Also, cameltoe.

* The remainder of the college football day can be summarized thusly: Cal looked great and DeSean Jackson is a sight to behold on punt returns; quarterback-less Notre Dame has that 5-5 look after getting hammered by Georgia Tech, and you wonder if they’ll come down as hard on Weiss as they did on Willingham; Colt Brennan has a bizarre, yet cool new haircut, and it may or may not have helped him throw for over 400 yards and six TDs in the first half as national darling Hawaii rolled.

* Team USA destroyed Puerto Rico, 135-91 and to nobody’s surprise, the LeBron-led Americans are headed to the Olympics.