A WAG Goes Up the Mountain
Uncategorized September 4th. 2007, 2:51pm
Remember Theo Walcott? He was the baby-faced teenager who was forced onto the England national team roster at last year’s World Cup because Michael Owen was injured and Wayne Rooney busted up his foot on a blade of grass. Walcott never played, but as ghastly as that offense looked, it might not have been a bad idea.
Anyway, he’s got a pretty cute girlfriend (with a phenomenal body) who also is … strange. Kickette informs us that Walcott’s girlfriend is climbing Africa’s Mt. Kilimanjaro. For charity. Other WAGS that probably* considered making the 19,000 foot trek skyward: Victoria Beckham, Coleen McLoughlin, and Alex Curran.
WTF Files: Melanine ‘Kilamajaro’ Slade (Kickette)
* And by probably, we mean they’d sooner let their husband cheat on them than walk anywhere, much less up a mountain.
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September 4th, 2007 at 2:55 PM
Glad to see more talk of WAGS, this one is alright, not sold on the face (kinda trashy looking) but the body is smoking….
September 4th, 2007 at 2:55 PM
“but as ghastly as that offense looked, it might not have been a bad idea.”
Ha! The only good idea would have been Sven leaving his ass in England last summer. He’s been downright awkward with Arsenal this season.
September 4th, 2007 at 2:57 PM
What’s strange about climbing Kilimanjaro? I guess I don’t follow soccer enough to know such things. It’s a very popular and relatively easy climb as far a as climbing mountains goes.
September 4th, 2007 at 3:00 PM
KC,
I think the point was that no WAG would ever climb a mountain, regardless of ease or popularity. Unless, of course, there is a camera at the summit.
September 4th, 2007 at 3:05 PM
Ben -
Gotcha. The wheels in the nogg’n are grinding a bit slower today due to alcohol induced bbqing yesterday.
September 4th, 2007 at 3:08 PM
Holy hell. I would invent new ways to wreck that shit.
September 4th, 2007 at 3:23 PM
thin with massive jugs. Whose wheelhouse isn’t she in?
September 4th, 2007 at 3:31 PM
What is more appealing a girl with a butta face and a great body, or a girl with a pretty face and a meh body?
Also, killing it with the content today TBL, keep it up
September 4th, 2007 at 3:38 PM
I want a WAG for Christmas.
September 4th, 2007 at 3:43 PM
TBL,
I am in total agreement. In shape with big cans…works for me.
KC,
I can’t believe I was only drunk once on a three-day weekend. I intend to adjust todays sobriety level in about 3 hours.
September 4th, 2007 at 3:59 PM
She’s not in my wheelhouse.
That face is grotesque. I hope its because she had just gotten battered.
September 4th, 2007 at 4:36 PM
CHB49er, as a hookup its all about the butta face/hot bod, as a wifey you need something positive to look at continually look at so you would have go with the meh bod
September 4th, 2007 at 4:54 PM
Dead on, Super5
September 4th, 2007 at 5:16 PM
I agree with both of you and as far as this WAG I would definitely call her hook up material but that face disqualifies her from wifey material
September 4th, 2007 at 5:41 PM
What’s strange about using your celebrity for good? Isn’t that what you want? People criticize celebs when they’re egotistical, then when they do something good, they’re criticized too…..geez. Give ‘em a break.
September 4th, 2007 at 6:54 PM
Big cans, thin body, cooch exposing skirt.. What, she has a face? She’s no looker, but when you see the beasts that Rooney is pulling, it puts it in perspective.
September 5th, 2007 at 9:23 AM
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