If Tennis Doesn’t Work Out, There’s Always Standup
Uncategorized September 7th. 2007, 12:27pmSlow night at the US Open, which was smart, since everyone was watching the NFL, anyway. But this Novak Djokovic fellow is awfully funny. We’ll be rooting for him from here on out, but we’ll only give him a 15% chance of beating Federer should they meet in the final.
Henin-Venus is the big match to watch today, but we’re also keep an eye on the ‘New Anna.‘ Obviously.
Shoot, forgot to add this must-read: if you’re a hot chick, you may get booted off of Southwest Airlines. Oh wow … there’s video of the chick and her outfit. She was on the Today Show. Hello!
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September 7th, 2007 at 12:48 PM
I seriously wonder if she was wearing underwear on the flight. She managed to wear some for national TV, but I have a feeling she may not have been on the flight.
September 7th, 2007 at 12:55 PM
That was pretty cool to see Djokovic having a good time out there, instead of the usual dud men’s players. Night tennis at the U.S. Open – I’ve got to get up there for that one of these years.
I’m looking forward to Henin-Venus, but that’s going to be a little tough on the eyes. I was rooting for Jankovic just so I could see her do the splits a few more times. Christ, what a smokin’ body!
September 7th, 2007 at 12:59 PM
Agree on Jankovic …
The girl from Southwest works at Hooters. My guess is that she’s looking for a payday from the airlines. That skirt screams classy.
September 7th, 2007 at 1:01 PM
Payday is coming, but after watching her in HD this morning, I am not impressed….horse/cake face, awful
September 7th, 2007 at 1:06 PM
TBL, yeah she’s probably looking for a payday, but I bet she would settle for a money shot.
That skirt screams “F#@& me”
Her face is beat worse than the Saints.
I agree she was probably sans panties for the flight.
September 7th, 2007 at 1:31 PM
I do like “New Anna”
September 7th, 2007 at 1:32 PM
I don’t know, I might give him better than a 15% chance. He did beat Roger 7-6(2), 2-6, 7-6(2) in Montreal this summer. Although, that was only a Masters event, not a slam. Not only that, but Djokovic has climbed to #3 in the world in a very short amount of time. I still take Roger, but I think Djokovic has a better chance than most to take Roger on.
September 7th, 2007 at 1:33 PM
I want to know what this big meeting was all about, not many hooters waitresses take a three hour flight for a business meeting…I’m thinking either she is a high end prostitute, visiting a client, or a whore auditioning for a strip club gig…either way I’d still hit it
September 7th, 2007 at 1:35 PM
Was at the Open last night (God bless amazing – and free – corporate tix). Not only was Djokovic hysterical, but when Navratalova begand her match with Novatna, she said, “Hey, who am I?” and proceeded to bounce the ball 18 times before she started her serve.
Pretty cool to see how different the Open is than Wimbeldon.
September 7th, 2007 at 1:39 PM
I don’t know if the bags under her eyes are from a hangover, coming down off a coke binge, or a long night of whoring herself out.
That being said…i’d still hit it. Just to say I banged the slutty chick who got kicked off the airplane, not because I think she’s overly attractive.
September 7th, 2007 at 1:57 PM
I think she was the test pilot of the Homer Simpson makeup shotgun.
“For the woman who only has 4/5 of a second to get ready in the morning.”
September 7th, 2007 at 2:18 PM
nice one, Ben60657. you beat me to it. She’s probably gonna get a big check from Southwest (or somebody) just for dressing like a whore. America! Fuck yeah!
Super 5, I agree with your theory. Personally, I think she’s a high end prostitute auditioning for a strip club gig before visiting a client. Three hours is a lot of time for a talented girl like that.
And yeah, I’d hit it.
September 7th, 2007 at 2:49 PM
Hopefully the docotor can do as good of a job on her face as the other parts of her with her new payday.
Also, I doubt this happened but what if she had a connection to that employee. Crazy conspiracy theory but hear me out. Employee denies service, she sues, he gets canned, she gets a huge check from the company and this guy gets 10 large for a crappy job he was going to quit anyway.
September 7th, 2007 at 2:51 PM
Ben, awesome qoute!
September 7th, 2007 at 3:20 PM
Thanks guys. It’s one of those things where someone else, in this case, Homer Simpson, defines perfectly what I was unable to put a finger on. So many woman are ugly both before and AFTER make-up, that you wonder what the point was and maybe that their faces are having some sort of allergic reaction.
September 7th, 2007 at 3:51 PM
Homer, you have it set on “whore.”
September 7th, 2007 at 4:20 PM
Oh great. Now I have to go get my cold cream gun.
September 7th, 2007 at 7:39 PM
when she sat down she flashed panties…that’s probably the reason they asked her to change
September 8th, 2007 at 9:51 AM
She was going to a Dr.’s appointment. Give me a break on all the whore/slut comments. More than half of the women I have ever seen when I travel out west dress like her or are more revealing. At least in her age range. (20s to 30s) Ever spent any time in Las Vegas? She would be smart to sue and Southwest would be smart to settle with her and make it go away.
September 10th, 2007 at 12:55 AM
Here in Vegas, she’d be overdressed…..