For the flotilla of new readers who arrived here yesterday and are back for seconds, we open with randomness, downshift into comedy, and occasional talk some sports … You’ll see more Halle Berry hotness in nine months… first-time home buyers will want to read this – and then wait until 2008 to buy … Don’t think anybody guessed it, but the memorable quote, “Justice should be blind, not deaf and dumb,” was uttered by Brandon Walsh … Kevin Arnold’s sister looked positively delicious in great 80s slacker flick Kicking and Screaming (not the Will Ferrell one) … snakes on a plane! Really! …

Feast your eyes on the buck naked hotness of the brunette from high school musical. She’s 19. Obviously NSFW. (Ninja Dude)

Stuart Scott gets involved in the 50-Kanye brouhaha. (Sports by Brooks)

Reggie Bush is absolutely ripped, but probably airbrushed, too. (Young, Black & Fabulous)

Kenny Chesney isn’t only loved by Peyton Manning – Johnny Damon and the drug-fueled Rocket adore the country singer, too. (Hot Clicks)

This will be, without question, the hottest end zone dance in 2007. (Leave the Man Alone)

Seattle fans are absolutely irate that Matt Hasselbeck is a die-hard Republican who went to see the President. (Seattle P-I)

Not so much the article that matters, but the box promoting “Woody’s World” videos. (Denver Post)

A wildly popular and comical Kansas State video that would make one embarrassed to be a Wildcat. (CGB)

Remember when Miami-Oklahoma meant something? Worth watching the first two minutes just to see immobile Vinny T break off a sick run. (The Commission)

Shane Victorino is a pimp … in his own mind. (Bugs and Cranks)

Ordinarily we don’t bite on flack pitches like this, but this game against Peyton Manning is pretty cool. (Manning’s Mind)

This reminds us of Brady Quinn all over again – Brodie Croyle and his ample-bosomed wife, through the lens of a local photographer who was silly enough to put the photos on the net. (With Leather via Hot Clicks)

Minnesota sends a writer to Massachusetts to hammer Randy Moss before his first game as a Patriot. (Star Tribune)

Steve Jobs apologizes for the iphone price reduction. (AP)

Thomas Jones’ hot girlfriend, actress Meagan Good, has a tremendous rack. (Oh No They Didn’t – see through shirt, NSFW)