In stunning news, Megan Fox has dumped 90210’s David Silver and asked us – via email! – to have her child. We’re going to run it by the wife and get back to the Transformers star … shades of Watergate? … if the housing slump has you down, we suggest turning your money pit into a brothel … do not let your parents retire in Manhattan, and if they insist, don’t allow them to live on the LES … we love all those people who bought the iphone, pushing the stock way up … anytime we turn this dude into a full post, men groan and women drool, so we’ll just shove this Cristiano Ronaldo photo in here … juvenile, but funny …

Work that fantasy waiver wire today, people, and don’t forget Drew Carter in Carolina. (Kissing Suzy Kolber)

Portland holds its collective breath – Greg Oden has knee surgery. (Can’t Stop the Bleeding)

A radio station claims Charlie Frye’s getting cut, and Brady Quinn will be the starter. (Log’s Blog)

Here’s a drunk blogger – trade LT? Ha! (Yellow Chair Sports)

Some accurate athlete-celeb look alikes. (Armchair GM)

Cool kid Steve Nash shows up on the Arizona State sideline. (AZ Sports Hub)

Required reading for NFL fans: how to save your marriage during football season. (Contemptster)

More on the underreported Toledo point-shaving scandal. (Toledo Blade)

Who is the best white cornerback in the NFL? (Nation of Islam Sports Blog)

Refusing to let go of Wade Wilson’s penis. (Uwe Blog)

If you want free tickets to the WNBA finals, you can probably get them. (Sports by Brooks)

Some pretty rad movie posters with athletes on them. (Hit Some Dingers)

Who knew former sharpshooter Craig Hodges claims he was blacklisted from the NBA. (Stop Mike Lupica)

If this guy was the spy for the Patriots, the next Mangina-Belichick meeting at midfield will not be cordial. (100% Injury Rate)