If you’ve got a 2008 calendar, quickly flip to it to February and just jot down this note: TIVO DEION SANDERS REALITY SHOW. Since his wife is actually hot, there’s no doubt this will be a whopping success compared to the Doug Christie flop. Just a couple of scenarios we can’t wait to see Deion in: sitting at the computer to bang out his weekly NFL column (can you imagine the thought process?), chillax’ at home (is he watching 90210 and Wonder Years reruns?), dancing in front of the mirror (everyone does this), and inviting the country’s best high school football players to live with him, only to have them steal his car.

Deion’s showing his ‘O’ face (Uwe Blog)