Sluggish afternoon. So much so, that a reader points us in the direction of Uncle Jesse, who attended an Angels-Indians game this week with a mildly attractive brunette. Have you heard? The Angels are only a half game better than the Indians, and that’s significant because the team with the better record faces the wild card winner (A-Rod’s Yanks). And everyone knows the Angels will destroy the Yankees. Cleveland? Not sure.

Still don’t care? Well Stop Mike Lupica passes along this update from the Isiah Thomas court case: Stephon Marbury testified today. The Knicks point guard admitted to luring an Madison Square Garden intern into his car – outside a strip club! ha! – but the judge didn’t ask for details (how could he not?). The college student was at a strip club (!!) on her birthday.

This shit’s about to get fun, people!!