Zab Judah Will Knock You Out if You Cheat Him in Dice
Uncategorized September 14th. 2007, 11:35amEver been part of a serious dice game? Us neither. So allow this video to embed you in one, minus the danger. Take a professional boxer (at least that’s who our tipster claims it is), his posse, a mouthy chick with a bunch of awful tattoos, and some shady cats, one who chews a toothpick and says, ‘I know who you is, playa!’ and you’ve got a recipe for disaster. Here’s a tip to anyone who is on the ground getting kicked and punched – cover up!
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September 14th, 2007 at 11:47 AM
Judah is an odd cat. For one, he’s Jewish and that always confuses me. Or maybe he might not be, which confuses me further. Interesting dude…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zab_Judah
September 14th, 2007 at 11:51 AM
Was that Yahtzi they were playing?
Obviously she should have used her chance with those three 4’s instead of using it as her 3 of a kind, thats what all the yelling was about.
funniest part of the whole video is looking at everyone’s clothes. Every single guy their was wearing the exact same XXXXXXXl white t-shirt. That is truly hilarious.
September 14th, 2007 at 12:22 PM
“You see when I see this scenario I tend to… well I steer away form it.”
/white people
September 14th, 2007 at 12:28 PM
Damn it! I was going to make the “filmed at the Miami white T-Shirt Convention” joke.
All I’ll add is that she was a damn good ceelo player. Trip 4’s? Not bad. I would have liked to have seen more the game action than the lame fight action….
September 14th, 2007 at 12:42 PM
My fashion-sense says those are XXXXXXL, not XXXXXXXL.
September 14th, 2007 at 12:57 PM
I took the other day off work and had a drug induced haze going on and ended up watching rerun of cops and they commented how everyone wears white shirts and jeans because when the cops say they have a suspect, black male 6 feet, white shirt, jeans, 100 people match that description
September 14th, 2007 at 12:59 PM
Certainly not the “World Series of Dice” from the Chappelle show.
Wheres “gritz and gravy” “ashey larry” and “phuck yu”?
September 14th, 2007 at 1:07 PM
Someone needs to call 1-800-StayDownBitch … here’s the World Series of Dice video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj1LJ86bH2I
September 14th, 2007 at 1:21 PM
Zab Judah’s a bitch as a fighter. It always kills me that tough guys come when they’re surrounded by 10 of their boys. That’s why everybody should carry guns. Protect yourself people!
September 14th, 2007 at 1:40 PM
I LOST MY PHONE!!!
September 14th, 2007 at 2:14 PM
Was that Yahtzi they were playing? Obviously she should have used her chance with those three 4’s instead of using it as her 3 of a kind, thats what all the yelling was about.
That’s just about the funniest comment I’ve seen in quite some time. Huzzah.
September 14th, 2007 at 2:14 PM
Also, that build up is intense.
September 14th, 2007 at 2:29 PM
That video clip made my day. I, too, wonder why everyone is wearing XXXXXXXL Tall-Ts. Notice the 59Fifty MLB caps and black velcro Nikes.
September 14th, 2007 at 2:58 PM
I would tap her without a second thought.
September 14th, 2007 at 3:50 PM
1. The washed-up scripper jumped the whole thing off.
2. This white-tee convention truly is as lame as it looks.
3. If i was the one getting jumped, I’d demand 80 percent of Judah’s next purse in my lawsuit.
September 14th, 2007 at 4:49 PM
and the follow up video shows that chick get a train run on her
September 14th, 2007 at 8:49 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2o7A3rMN6Co
Never gets old.
You’re a real badass “Zab…”