Before we get to the recaps, feel our pain – we got the Giants-Packers snoozefest, and our second game is Jets-Ravens. Ugh.

Rams 16, 49ers 17: Jeff Wilkins missed a 56-yard field goal with a minute left and the lucky-ass 49ers are 2-0. Two wins by a total of four points.

Cincinnati 45, Cleveland 51: Derek Anderson had five touchdown passes and Jamal Lewis rushed for 216 yards in the most exciting game of the young season. The teams combined for over 1,000 yards and Carson Palmer tossed six TD passes, but was picked on the final drive with less than 30 seconds left.

Texans 34, Panthers 21: These aren’t your older brother’s Texans. The Panthers took a 14-0 lead at home, watched in horror as Houston reeled off 34 straight. The Texans are 2-0.

Packers 35, Giants 13: Commence Coughlin watch. The NY media will attempt to castrate him for this one. New York has the worst defense in the NFC after letting Favre to throw for 286 and three scores. Green Bay’s 2-0. Eli started, but it didn’t matter.

Steelers 26, Bills 3: Many had Buffalo as a team to watch. We scoffed. You wanted to blow Losman. We laughed harder. Big Ben threw for 242 yards and a score, and Willie Parker rushed for 126 yards as Pittsburgh improved to 2-0.

Tampa Bay 31, New Orleans 14: Who will be the first to ask if Sean Payton’s awesome rookie year was done with – gasp – smoke and mirrors? The running game is non-existent again. Two road losses to open the season and Reggie Bush has been an absolute non-factor.

Titans 20, Colts 22: Vince Young’s magic ran out near midfield on the final drive as the Colts hung on for the road win to improve to 2-0.

Jacksonville 13, Atlanta 7: Joey Harrington limited mistakes, but he was sacked seven times and Jaguars rung up nearly 400 yards of offense in the win.