Remember 12 years ago Species came out and Natasha Henstridge was the ish? Haven’t heard much from her since, but now that she apparently has had some work done, maybe people will care again … George Bush thinks Hillary Clinton will win the Democratic nomination … wow, the PTI guys made Page Six … if you still care about Oscar de la Hoya crossdressing, it sounds like some lawyers got to the chick who took them … are you bothered by the moveon.org ad scandal at the NYT? …

ESPN’s Mike Patrick takes time away from Georgia-Alabama to ask what is wrong with Britney Spears. His partner in the booth: “Why do we care?” (USA Today)

If you’re wondering what the heck caused Gundy’s flip-out at the press conference this weekend, this is it. (Oklahoman)

Whitlock was in Nebraska to watch his boys at Ball State drop a heartbreaker. (KC Star)

Now that you can read everyone at the NYT, please do check out William Rhoden’s take on the Isiah Thomas situation. (NY Times)

Not sure if we’ve mentioned this, but the hottest athlete, according to AOL Sports, is NHRA’s Ashley Force. Sounds like an adult film star, no? (AOL Sports)

Man sells his ex-girlfriend’s golf club, reasoning is awesome. (Joe Sports Fan)

High School football team takes cheating cues from Belichick. (St. Petersburg Times)

We now love Ricky Hatton. (Deadspin)

Former Raider Barrett Robbins is a fugitive. (Can’t Stop the Bleeding)

Chuck Liddell losses his second right in a row, and retirement seems imminent. (Press Telegram)

Former NBA coach Dick Versace, running for Congress. (Fox News)

LeBron opens the Saturday Night Live season this weekend. (WFMJ)

Dennis Rodman is accused of sexual battery for slapping the ass of a waitress. (Sports by Brooks)