Degenerate CBS Sports Producer Wanted Sex for Dolphins Tickets
Uncategorized October 2nd. 2007, 2:09pm
Perhaps this jackass will be featured on To Catch a Predator: a CBS sports TV producer was busted trying to trade his Dolphins tickets for sex with an 11-year-old. What a sick and twisted individual. Obviously, this man has issues, beginning with the whole kiddie porn thing. Just slightly less disturbing – the producer actually thought somebody wanted DOLPHINS TICKETS! We’re talking about an 0-3 team playing host to the lowly Raiders. You wonder if this producer is a functional illiterate. Doesn’t he realize anyone can land playoff tickets to the Fish – not this year, duh – by walking up to the stadium the day of?
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October 2nd, 2007 at 2:20 PM
“Boosh! Boosh! Boosh!”
“Wow, that’s a neat sound mister! Can I try!?”
October 2nd, 2007 at 2:22 PM
I swear to god that there is a child molester arrested in Florida at least once a week.
October 2nd, 2007 at 2:27 PM
You guys must have it all wrong.
Maybe he was giving away limited edition versions of Ecco the Dolphin, the video game.
Or perhaps tickets to the Dolphin Extravaganza at the Miami Zoo.
October 2nd, 2007 at 2:30 PM
We had a post about this earlier today.
Chris Hansen is happy, we’re certain.
October 2nd, 2007 at 2:34 PM
Look, this is the exact type of unfounded rumor that ESPN will now have to investigate and get wrong or cover up.
It makes them so mad that you peoples find these things out before they do!
October 2nd, 2007 at 2:36 PM
You know there’s some sicko in Cleveland who’s like, ’shit, what can i get me for 2 BROWNS tickets?’
October 2nd, 2007 at 2:37 PM
only an 11-year old would be stupid enough to do this for dolphins tickets. they never sell out! the dolphins didn’t even sell out a playoff game a few years ago!!!
miami is the second worst sports town in america. atlanta is the absolute worst. at least miami has the excuse it has more things to do there than any other town in america. but atlanta???
October 2nd, 2007 at 2:41 PM
“beginning with the whole kiddie porn thing.”
I think there’s a bit of a difference between kiddie porn and propositioning an 11 year-old for sex.
October 2nd, 2007 at 2:42 PM
oooh, kiddie porn on the work computer as well. that’s classy too.
October 2nd, 2007 at 2:46 PM
shit what can i get me for two BROWNS…wait, what?
October 2nd, 2007 at 2:47 PM
@The Maj: Kiddie porn obviously goes on the work computer – if it’s on your home computer your WAG could find it and get mad. Then you could get in trouble. Better to play it safe I always say.
October 2nd, 2007 at 3:05 PM
What a pervert–forcing a family to sit through an entire Miami Dolphins game? That’s cruel and unusual punishment this season.
October 2nd, 2007 at 3:41 PM
Just think, that girl would only be 47 years years younger than Trent Green.
October 2nd, 2007 at 4:53 PM
“Just think, that girl would only be 47 years years younger than Trent Green.”
And three years older than Lane Kiffin.
But seriously, sex offenders are not funny.
October 2nd, 2007 at 5:27 PM
That was a mean joke to play on someone… damn po-lice, always gotta cock block.