What, Me Worry? *(Update: Jury Finds Isiah Guity of Sexual Harassment)
Uncategorized October 2nd. 2007, 10:56am
When a jury is making a decision that could impact your immediate coaching future, how do you want to spend your time? Quickly rushing over to church, perhaps? Embattled Knicks coach Isiah Thomas elected to play the schoolyard game of ‘coin flip’ with a friend: “Thomas, who skipped the team’s preseason media day to await a verdict, spent lunch hour battling a friend at a coin-flipping contest on an outdoor terrace. He exulted when he went up 3-0 in the game requiring players to call heads or tails. ‘I’m killing this guy,’ bellowed Thomas, a 12-time All-Star. ‘I’m beating him up.’”
Bitch, what happened to rock-paper-scissors? You above a thumb war?
Knicks Jury Hints Toward Ruling for Woman (NY Daily News)
*She’s going to be paid. Big-time. At least $5 million.
12 Responses to “What, Me Worry? *(Update: Jury Finds Isiah Guity of Sexual Harassment)”
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October 2nd, 2007 at 11:03 am
Isiah makes Alfred E. Neuman seem troubled.
October 2nd, 2007 at 11:07 am
Dude. I’m the mutha f’n coin flip Boss. Isiah is nothing but a bitch. 12 time All-Star at coin flipping? Sht. They named the MVP trohpy after me.
October 2nd, 2007 at 11:14 am
Afterward, all of the coin-flip groupie sluts were asked to get in to Marbury’s ride.
October 2nd, 2007 at 11:32 am
As great a basketball player that Isiah was, he is twice as bad trying to imitate a human being.
October 2nd, 2007 at 11:35 am
I’m sorry, my note should’ve be amended to say “Afterward, all of the coin-flip groupie slut INTERNS were asked if they were getting in Marbury’s ride.”
October 2nd, 2007 at 11:42 am
She’ll get paid, but not by Isiah Thomas. The jury ruled he does not have to pay any punitive damages.
James Dolan and the Garden, on the other hand…
October 2nd, 2007 at 12:05 pm
Does Isiah have something on Dolan? He sucks as a GM, sucks as a coach, and now he is costing them millions of dollars. Why is he worth all of it?
October 2nd, 2007 at 12:12 pm
“What was the highlight of my summer? When I gave myself to Jesus Christ. The day it happened was June 29,” Marbury said. “What happened to me was I was able to see myself outside of myself. I was able to look in the mirror and really see myself. I saw the person who I wanted to be, and who I was looking at.”
Did Jesus Christ pull up in a truck and ask Starbury, “You getting in?”
October 2nd, 2007 at 12:24 pm
Actually, Jesus met Starbury at a local pizzeria and told him “Look, now Gilbert Arenas is getting on you, so let’s try to work things out the way you, me and Michael Vick all know is best.”
October 2nd, 2007 at 12:56 pm
At what point does David Stern pull a Roger Goodell and pay a visit to Mr. Dolan, just for the sole purpose of asking, “d0od, WTF?”
October 2nd, 2007 at 2:00 pm
That girl that Marbury banged in his SUV outside that strip club is sorta hot
i would bang her too but not after a dirty SOB like Marubury and his cousin did
what is it though with brothers and the white girls
how often you see a white guy with a sista
October 2nd, 2007 at 5:12 pm
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071002/ap_on_sp_bk_ne/bkn_knicks_thomas_harassment_suit
11.6 MILLION. YAHTZEE! Damn, I wish I could be sexually harassed.