DeShawn Stevenson: Pimp
Uncategorized October 8th. 2007, 8:57am
On the rare occasion your thoughts drift to DeShawn Stevenson, what comes to mind? The statutory rape he was accused of? He was 20, she was 14. Losing the shooting contest to Gilbert? The mysterious shooting at his Orlando home?
Add this one to this list: dude’s a serious, serious playa. According to YBF, Stevenson may or may not have been engaged to some quasi-celebrity (R&B singer LeToya Luckett), but he’s quickly moved on, replacing her with an even hotter piece of ass. Best of all, YBF directs us to Stevenson’s Myspace page, which gave us the sensation that miners must have felt in the 1848 when they struck gold in California. (This chick is off the charts.) Man, we’d love to hang with this dude for a night, or at the very least, be privy to some of his text messages.
After the jump, a comical picture Stevenson probably will end up removing from his Myspace page.
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October 8th, 2007 at 9:07 AM
I don’t know as I’d jump at the chance to go skirt chasing with DeShawn Stevenson.
October 8th, 2007 at 9:07 AM
Wonder what would happen if the guy focused on basketball, even for one season. He was a manchild back in high school.
October 8th, 2007 at 9:08 AM
The chick off the charts link doesn’t work. It takes me directly to myspace.com.
I’d too pass on hanging out with this punk.
October 8th, 2007 at 9:18 AM
the link works … as long as you login to myspace … but all the girls on his page are of the stripper variety.
October 8th, 2007 at 9:21 AM
The off-the-charts-link-girl has a striking physical resemblance to someone else TBL has a major thing for.
October 8th, 2007 at 10:00 AM
That chick is a well-known video ho. Don’t know her name or even if she has one.
October 8th, 2007 at 10:10 AM
Well he is trying to be good at something
And pullin hoes is one of him
too bad he should be practicing that JUMP shot
because he isnt even a top notch pro
more like a top notch hoe
October 8th, 2007 at 10:12 AM
The dudes just keep giving Gilbert all the material in the world to clown them in practice.
October 8th, 2007 at 10:25 AM
Dude was committed to KU but ended up going pro out of high school. No one was really dissapointed when he did that. I’ve lost a lot of brain cells over the years so I can’t remember the specifics, but he’s been a dumbass for a long time. I’m going to have to do a little remembering.
October 8th, 2007 at 10:40 AM
I guess I should just quote his myspace banner:
“All you hatin ass bitches, get off my page!”
But to be fair, I’m not impressed. His friends’ line-up looks like a pimp’s roll call.
And the next time I think of DeShawn Stevenson, it’ll be of him and 50 hoes, not of anything he’s ever done on a NBA court.
October 8th, 2007 at 5:33 PM
the first few digits of a credit card number are the bank identification number and could theoretically be guessed (i would assume). deshawn probably should have blocked out the LAST few digits intead.