How come we never got the memo on Kaz Matsui’s resurgence? He was instrumental in the playoff against San Diego, and then hit a grand slam against the Phillies to effectively shut the door on that series. And in Game One of the NLCS (Arizona 1, Colorado 5), not only did the Mets reject come through with the go-ahead RBI, but he also was involved in the only play anyone’s talking about from Thursday’s woeful game, the dust-up at second base that ended up with Arizona fans pelting the field with water bottles (and losing access to beer for it!).

Those Upton boys seem to live for controversy, huh?

Matsui continued his torrid month, Jeff Francis was money, a former Kansas City Royal got Colorado out of a bases loaded jam and Clint Hurdle had a strangely dark tan going on. We miss anything? We spent opened with 30 Rock (thanks to those who recommended this show, it’s good) and went over to the game during commercials. Then we were glued to the Office, which absolutely rocks. After 10 p.m., we were forced at gunpoint to watch D-listers rapping on MTV (we were too tired to object, and Kendra’s body is sick), while flipping to the game during commercials. And everytime we went to the game, nothing compelled us to stick around. The atmosphere seemed as boring as the dry Arizona desert. Surely Cleveland and Boston can put on a better show.

Up tonight: fantasy bum Doug Davis goes for Arizona in a must-win (totally) spot against awesomely-named Ubaldo Jimenez (who was dominant against the D-Backs last time they played).