How to Handle That Locker Room Pest Disguised as a Reporter
Uncategorized October 15th. 2007, 1:47pm
There’s probably some egg on the face of an intern in the Cowboys media relations department after some yahoo was granted credentials for Sunday’s Game of the Century and fired off two questions that seemed like something straight out of a YouTube skit. Belichick fields one; rather, he doesn’t even pay the question any mind, but just dodges it with a Rosenhaus-like, “next.€
Tom Brady, the pro’s pro, handled the joker with the grace and dexterity of Scott Hamilton at the 84 Olympics. Cool, with a taste of comedy. Really, is there anything Tom Brady can’t do? If you need the battery changed on your car, he’s your man. Still wondering why Citizen Kane is widely considered the No. 1 movie of all-time? Ask Brady. Don’t quite understand Ron Paul’s 2008 Presidental campaign platform? Tom does.
Cowboys give media credentials to any bozo (Scott’s Media Shots)
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October 15th, 2007 at 1:50 PM
Tom Brady will explain why the Fab Five Billboard is a necessity.
October 15th, 2007 at 1:52 PM
Was that “reporter” the same guy that does the 1930s salesman skits on Conan O’Brien?
October 15th, 2007 at 1:56 PM
I see the Brady ball washing has found its way to this blog now, too. Great. I expect the same, full-on testicle treatment for Manning on Nov. 5.
October 15th, 2007 at 1:56 PM
By the way that link’s broken.
October 15th, 2007 at 2:12 PM
It is a running gag at a Dallas radio station. Funny? No. Amusing? Yes.
October 15th, 2007 at 2:15 PM
Is this that same doofus that Michael Silver makes fun of in the Morning Rush under ‘Two Things I Can’t Comprehend?’
“2. The guy at Tom Brady’s postgame press conference Sunday who blurted out, “Tam, Tam – talk about the long touchdown pass to Donte’ Stallworth. It looked like you two were doing the Jitterbug, and the Dallas secondary was doing the Charleston.” Understandably puzzled by the lameness of the question, Brady answered, “Is that right? I don’t know what the hell that means.” And we non-clownish sportswriters wonder why the general public regards us as buffoons?”
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=Ajlfd2wF3P.Z1vs.86rsJxc5nYcB?slug=ms-morningrush101507&prov=yhoo&type=lgns
October 15th, 2007 at 2:16 PM
Was that Studs Terkel?
October 15th, 2007 at 2:59 PM
“with the grace and dexterity of Scott Hamilton at the 84 Olympics”
???
October 15th, 2007 at 4:17 PM
bsanders is right, please, for the love of god, stop fawning over Tom Brady. If I wanted to read a story about a QB getting his balls licked/dick sucked, I’d read a Playgirl.
Lozo, post surgery, how long did it take you to cut & paste and type those question marks?
October 15th, 2007 at 4:51 PM
To me changing a car battery is easy and Ron Paul’s platform does make sense, but I can’t say about Citizen Kane. Never been able to stay awake past the 7 minute mark.
October 15th, 2007 at 5:14 PM
Its Tom from The Ticket, 1310am in Dallas. It’s a running gag, it’s hilarious, and if you don’t see the humor, you are a stuck up loser. It’s football, it’s supposed to be fun.
http://www.theticket.com/
It’s what makes The Ticket America’s #1 Sports Station, as recently awarded.
October 15th, 2007 at 5:20 PM
http://www.bobanddan.com/