Comments on: Halloween Costume Ideas?

By: twelfthman

twelfthman — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 14:40:41 +0000

buy a bunch of black wigs and attach them to yourself.

and go as pubic hair.

By: Dornoch

Dornoch — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 11:31:40 +0000

I like the Wilfred Brimley idea. Just don’t forget the Quacker Oats.

By: youngstown

youngstown — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 03:30:16 +0000

Chippendale’s Dancers – cut off tuxedo shirt and so on…

By: MiamiSportsBlog.com

MiamiSportsBlog.com — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 02:57:26 +0000

Last year I drunkenly said at a bar “I’m gonna be a boxing kangaroo this year..”

sure enough, I found a kids kangaroo costume, cut it to shit… made it fit a grown man, and went complete with gloves and a boxing robe.

It really paid off when some Australian chick saw me

“MY NATIONAL EMBLEM!”

International women are forced to have sex with their national emblems.

This year I’m going as that Jesus statue in Rio.

By: Kernsie

Kernsie — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 01:09:03 +0000

I’ll be rocking out as Owen Wilson & my wife is going as a weatherperson in a hurricane to a party Saturday.

Best last minute costume I had: a Nudist on strike (dressed regular & had picket signs saying “Nudists have rights, too”.

By: akaye22

akaye22 — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 00:01:22 +0000

And this year, we’re thinking about American Gladiators.

By: akaye22

akaye22 — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 00:00:38 +0000

Two years ago, a group of my friends and I went as the Fallopian Swim Team. We got all white long spandex with white swim caps and jerseys. Last year we did gay cowboys, but that was just…well, gay.

In college we all went one year as different Sly Stalone characters. We had Rocky, Rambo, the guy from Driven, Demolition Man, Cobra, Pver the Top, and my personal fave, Cliffhanger.

By: RayMcKigney

RayMcKigney — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 22:48:36 +0000

1. get two boxes of pop tarts
2. eat the pop tarts
3. paint the pop tart boxes black
4. put one black box on each hand
5. put on a red long sleeve shirt
= giant chick magnet

Now, all you have to do is run into hot chicks knockers. That is a great Halloween…especially when you have had enough to drink so that you can’t feel the slap from the hot chick you just groped or “are attracted to”

By: T-web

T-web — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 21:44:52 +0000

The Dude from The Big Lebowski. All you really need to buy is a blonde shoulder-length wig and maybe robe. Plus, if you’re at a bar you can finagle a couple of free white russians out of it.

By: grungedave

grungedave — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 21:30:08 +0000

My friend is going as Oscar de la Hoya… the Internet pictures version.