Lookout, Travis: Jason Caffey Has Eight Kids with Seven Women
Uncategorized October 22nd. 2007, 9:06am
Despite an extremely undistinguished NBA career – though he did collect two NBA rings with the Bulls on the back of Michael and Scottie – Jason Caffey has certainly enjoyed a prolific existence off the court. According to the Alabama Press-Register, Caffey has fathered eight children with seven different women, and just about all of them are in the process of suing him. One would think that a guy who signs a $35 million contract is set for life … but Caffey said after taxes he only collected $17 million, and due to a premature end to his career, he missed out on $12 million of that. He has filed for bankruptcy.
Besides Shawn Kemp (seven kids with six women) and Travis Henry (nine children with nine women), who are we missing? It may be time for SI to revisit this story.
Wrap your shit up, fellas!
Child support, bankruptcy trail former NBA player Caffey (Al.com)
16 Responses to “Lookout, Travis: Jason Caffey Has Eight Kids with Seven Women”
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October 22nd, 2007 at 9:09 AM
The man is accomplished.
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:14 AM
Elijah Dukes. Sure he only has 5 kids with 4 women. But the dude is only 23. He is just warming up. And by “warming up” i mean….nevermind.
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:18 AM
I think The Professor was talking about having sex with women.
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:21 AM
It sounds like this Caffey should have taken a page out of AC Green’s book.
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:25 AM
The big picture on Sports Illustrated and Fatherhood
http://www.cosellout.com/?p=127
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:28 AM
Not an athlete, but superfan Jack Nicholson has 5 kids from 4 women. He once likened wearing a condom to putting a warm garbage bag on ones little soldier.
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:45 AM
Jack Nicholson may have a shot at catching Kemp and Caffey. He’s only 70, right?
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:51 AM
This story is completely blown out of proportion.
Jason Caffey lost a roster spot seven times to children birthed by six different women. There’s a HUGE difference.
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:14 AM
Who are you missing?
Calvin “the Pocket Rocket” Murphy – 14 kids from 8 women.
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:14 AM
*Deep announce voice* No longer able to live off the scraps of MJ, and with his biological clock ticking like a bomb about to go off in his shorts, Jason Caffey had but one choice. With the trim no longer coming to him. He had to go to the trim.
The only way he can stay pro, is to play like a girl.
Jason Caffe is Juwanna Mann in Juwanna Mann 2: Spreading the Seeds of Love
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:16 AM
actually, calvin murphy’s scoreboard is 14 kids with 9 different women. these are hall of fame numbers, they need to be carved into stone!
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:14 AM
Travis Henry will break the record
give him time, he just got to Denver
plus they have good pot there and we know he likes the greenery
October 22nd, 2007 at 12:20 PM
Stories like this strike me the same way when I hear about some celebrity (be it an actor, musician or athlete) getting busted for DUI.
Such a small price to pay (wearing a bag, calling a cab) to avoid a price to be paid for the rest of your life.
You know how older people like to say youth is wasted on the young? Sometimes I think fame is wasted on the stupid.
October 22nd, 2007 at 1:28 PM
What I don’t understand is why these guys don’t just get “the op.” After having three of four kids, surely they’ve proven their virility. If you’re not going to wear a condom, and the girl your with isn’t smart enough to use birth control (although I suppose she wants to get pregnant so she can live high off the hog without doing anything for the rest of her life — until her meal ticket declares bankruptcy…) then you’d better do something to stop producing all those kids.
October 22nd, 2007 at 2:17 PM
Nice find, though the Travis Henry 9-with-9 mark is still the gold standard in my book. Maybe he can star on The Surreal Life once he runs out of appeals on the failed piss test and has to sit out for a year.
October 22nd, 2007 at 2:44 PM
anybody else think that the pre-draft camps should include vasectomies?