Helllllooo Jessica Simpson. Damn … Just curious, but we’re toying with the idea of a live chat at some point. Not sure about your thoughts on that, but we’d appreciate them … this story is interesting - bodega owner fights off robber with an ax – but WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE the video … if you don’t want to believe us about the housing economy leading to very dark days ahead, believe the Wall Street Journalboys will be … uh, monkeys? … To follow-up yesterday’s post, Jim Jenks indeed did take the position at MLB.com, and thus there is an opening for a Sports Editor at the Philadelphia Inquirer … think we’ll ever see an athlete as President? Didn’t think so …

Tony Siragusa is not enjoying his time in London. (USA Today)

We’re surprised it took this long. (I Hate Monday Night Football)

An absolutely delicious rip job of Charlie Weis and the Irish. (Slate)

Whitlock offers his take on the Michael Smith-Chad Johnson-E:60 pitch meeting. (Fox Sports)

Hey Emilio, how did you not make this ‘Power 150′ list? (Washingtonian)

We made mention of Channing Crowder’s geography skills yesterday, yet many of you felt the need to send us this link anyway, so please do comment away. (Palm Beach Post)

We’ve been saying it all summer – the Cavs haven’t improved. (Halftime Adjustments)

You stay classy, Florida sorority skanks. (The Gradebook)

A radio host, hockey, and gay love. Or something. (Southeast Shootout)

Not quite feeling the direction Friday Night Lights is going. We vehemently disagree. (Bad Choice Milk)

NFL ref Ed Hochuli vs. the Subway commercial. (Hater Nation)

Why live blog? (Sports Media Journal)

RB Musa Smith is ahead of the curve and a member (supposedly) of the ‘new’ Facebook. (Capazoo)

Rules of Sports Fandom. (Fan Nation)