The Roundup: LeBatard Brushes off Criticism, More Dancing LSU Fans, and Romo Gets a Lapdance
Uncategorized October 30th. 2007, 7:44am
Yes, we recently had Jessica Simpson in this here space, but damn if she’s not looking really, really good these days … we’re going to repeat it everyday this week: we’re NOW ON GMAIL. Some of you have gotten the drift. Others, not so much … many, many thanks to Scott Van Pelt for the mention on Sportscenter last night, and no, we are not finished discussing A-Rod … hopefully, the newbies will enjoy today’s interview with a promient sports writer … a reader is smitten with Natassia Malthe, and for him, we send you this photo … we’re a day late on this, but a cheerleader got run over, and it’s somewhat funny … guy gets a photo with David Ortiz, and passes it around the net …
Great, great take on what happened to the World Series in the eighth inning. Warning: it involves A-Rod. (NY Times)
Get ready to fire up the college basketball preseason tournaments. (Storming the Floor)
This Dan LeBatard chat is hysterical. Reader: “you are a nothing lebetard, a nobody, a local clown, a fat nebbish. a man obsesseed with other, sweaty men.” LeBatard: “True.” (Miami Herald)
Ron Mercer’s going to court for assault at a strip club. We looked the place up and it’s a full nudity joint. (WKRN Nashville)
Tony Romo got a lapdance from Britney Spears, according to Ryan Seacrest, who was wishing it were him giving the dance. (Just Jared)
Speaking of Romo, Jennifer Engel weights in on how Britney will impact the Cowboys. (Forth Worth Star Telegram via Sports Scope)
Blogger claims ESPN has stolen his blog title. (Steroid Nation)
Here’s more senseless dancing from that slutty LSU football fan. (You Tube)
Some pretty good last-minute Halloween costume ideas for anyone still undecided. (Scripted Sports)
American Idol’s Jennifer Hudson is supposedly dating some guy on the Jets. (Page Six)
The Red Sox celebrate the title with … Rene Russo? (Inside Track)
Kelvin Sampson’s staff at Indiana is reduced by one. Somebody had to take the fall in cell phone gate. (Fox Sports)
Adam Archuleta of the Bears is a lucky, lucky man. (Jennifer Walcott)
The Chargers should not have played that home game, says Helene Elliott. (La Times)
Lots of Pablo Escobar movies coming up. Reminds me of old school Nas, “Escobar season begins.” Ah. College … (NY Times)
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October 30th, 2007 at 7:48 AM
Regarding Pablo Escobar movies, the one I can’t wait for is “Medellin” starring Vinny Chase. The trailer looked awesome!
October 30th, 2007 at 8:03 AM
If I was a DJ and I was watching Brit Brit give a lapdance, I would immediately have to play 2 live Crews “Hoochie Momma.” Cause honestly, she aint nothing but a hoochie momma, a gosh darn hood rat, hood rat, hoochie momma.
October 30th, 2007 at 8:11 AM
What in the hell is wrong with Romo? Good lord dude. Get out of there.
October 30th, 2007 at 8:18 AM
Hoochie Momma = good call
Better 2LC song: One and One
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/2/2+live+crew/one+one_20000636.html
October 30th, 2007 at 8:30 AM
Looks like Romo has a case of poon-itis. Take it easy son, it’s a marathon, not a sprint.
Good thing Myles Brand got rid of Bobby Knight and cleaned up that IU hoops program. Anyone who hires Kelvin Sampson deserves what they get.
October 30th, 2007 at 8:39 AM
Yes, we recently had Jessica Simpson in this here space, but damn if she’s not looking really, really good these days …
These days? Yeah, you could say that. I guess last year when she was a pound heavier she was a real pig.
October 30th, 2007 at 8:49 AM
What is it she does? Why do I need to know anything about her other than checking out that sick bod?
I don’t get it.
Is that LeBatard chat real? That is some LOL shit right there…LMAO too.
“i look like a beefsteak tomato
Dan Le Batard 10/29/07″
October 30th, 2007 at 8:59 AM
It’s “Kelvin” Sampson.
And he is cheating dirt bag. Hopefully he gets IU on probabtion and ends up coaching a NAIA team in Kansas.
October 30th, 2007 at 9:08 AM
Nice TBL mention on ESPN last night…
October 30th, 2007 at 9:25 AM
Not to nitpick, but the quote is “Escobar season has returned”, and I don’t consider anything off that album “old school Nas”.
October 30th, 2007 at 9:44 AM
Kerry Rhodes = “some guy on the Jets”? Do you refer to Tom Brady as “whatsisname on the Patriots”? A little respect for the Jets, please, even if they probably don’t deserve it.
October 30th, 2007 at 9:44 AM
Adam Archuleta of the Bears is a lucky, lucky man.
Because he has a job in the NFL despite the fact that he sucks, right?
October 30th, 2007 at 9:45 AM
Can we PLEASE stop putting “gate” at the end of every controversy? Fuck.
October 30th, 2007 at 10:12 AM
1. Ron Mercer realizes his mistake, and its attending strip clubs instead of LSU tailgates.
2. Good thing for us Antonio Gates is not a controversial guy. Atlanta Sports Fan would be on our asses. Big time.
October 30th, 2007 at 10:47 AM
It’s funny how most of the commenters shit on ESPN every chance they get but when TBL get’s mentioned on ESPN it’s a good thing.
October 30th, 2007 at 11:05 AM
Antonio, Atlantasportsfan would like you to change your name please. How about Antonio Doors?
October 30th, 2007 at 11:40 AM
If it’s not from Illmatic or It Was Written it’s just not old school Nas.
October 30th, 2007 at 1:02 PM
The song is from 99 … and i couldn’t find the lyrics online, but im fairly certain it goes, ‘escobar season begins … repent your sins …’
October 30th, 2007 at 2:34 PM
What exactly did Van Pelt say on Sportscenter?