Based on his columnist mugshot, Chris McCosky of the Detroit News seems like an affable fellow. The kind of guy you buy your Christmas Tree from, or perhaps solicit for help at Rite-Aid.(Plus, he would never, ever accidentally type Cade McNown instead of Josh McCown. Nope.) Also, he is very angry at bloggers. This is sooooo 2005, right? Nevertheless, bloggers are “starting to tick [him] off.” Though he doesn’t say it outright (or link to anything in particular), we can only surmise that he is chafed because some blogs somewhere speculated about how Tigers closer-in-waiting Joel Zumaya injured his shoulder. How socially irresponsible! Shame on all bloggers! You are all very bad people and should cease and desist with this behavior right now and let the people “who had to go to school for this stuff” handle the rumors and hearsay.

Back to the basement from whence you came. (Yes, McCosky went there.)

Bloggers just aren’t journalists (Detroit News)