Dodgers pitcher Brad Penny is a lucky, lucky bastard to be with Eliza Dushku … after reading about what Google is going to do to books, and then reading about how great it would be to work there, we have decided that for Christmas, we are buying one share of stock in the company … we’re always behind what’s happening in Japan and technology, so please make note of this (unless you want to buy an I-Mac; they rock) … Rudy G still can’t pull away to get the Republican nomination. Our crystal ball (which is mediocre on gambling and less so when it comes to fantasy football) is 100% sure it will be Hillary vs. Rudy …

Hiestand finally makes a good point. Our guess is that CBS higher-ups read blogs and realize everyone likes it when the Networks KISS it – Keep is Simple, Stupid! (USA Today)

RIP to the Olympic long distance runner who collapsed and died this weekend. (NYT)

A 49ers fan is down in the dumps. (Niners Nation)

Some guy at the Beaver County times is the first to report the Pirates have named John Russell as their next coach. (Bucs Dugout)

David Beckham is now without a coach in the MLS. (LA Times)

Picking apart Peter King’s fantasy football advice. (The Lefty Call)

Easily the most disturbing college non-revenue sports story we read about all weekend. (Deadspin)

Nice scoop for Jeff Goodman: Lute Olsen is taking a leave of absence from Arizona. Bet Chase Buddinger is thrilled with this news. (Fox Sports)

We’re playing fantasy basketball, but we missed the draft, and our team blows. But we’ve got D Wade. (Cousins of Ron Mexico)

A spectacular job telling everyone what shows will be affected by the Hollywood Writer’s strike. YES, LOST WILL BE IMPACTED. (LA Times)

NASCAR ratings are in the the tank. (Fanhouse)

Did college basketball 2k8 put Oden’s body and Durant’s head on the cover? (Scott Van Pelt Style)

Redskins’ swiss army knife man Antwaan Randle-El talks to a blog. (Riggo’s Rag)

Our Browns are now 5-3, but it’s too bad nobody saw the victory. (Halftime Adjustments)

We are guilty of this, and it’s because we’re too lazy to bookmark eight million blogs. (Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Blog)