Lose? Break Out the Knife.
Uncategorized November 6th. 2007, 12:17pm
We’re weird about shaking hands – and touching door handles, and escaltor rails – and not just because of all those deadly staph infections that are rampaging through our society. It’s not that we’re germophobes … or OCD … but we do carry around hand sanitizer just about everywhere we go. At any rate, shaking hands can be a dangerous proposition … especially on the football field, at game’s end. You never know when some dejected punk is going to pull out a knife and start stabbing people when the teams are exchanging ‘good game’ and heading for the locker room.
Md. Student Charged with Assault After Postgame Knife Attack (Washington Post)
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November 6th, 2007 at 12:23 PM
The guy is probably just a Jay Cutler fan. Or maybe Kimbo Slice.
I see nothing to get worked up about. Cutting a guy is better than shunning him. Lets not let a minor incident like this keep us from bashing Bill Belichek.
November 6th, 2007 at 12:25 PM
I heard that school has a very unique “warm up the bus” chant also.
November 6th, 2007 at 12:36 PM
He took the “That loss cut us pretty deep” speech from the coach a little too seriously.
November 6th, 2007 at 12:37 PM
i heard this is a sports site
is it not with these posts
November 6th, 2007 at 12:43 PM
Umm this happened at a football game, which is a sport, so how is this not sports related?
November 6th, 2007 at 12:43 PM
nothing says sports like a knife after a high school football game
November 6th, 2007 at 12:49 PM
Maryland. The only good things to come out of it are Cal Ripken and The Wire.
November 6th, 2007 at 12:58 PM
You’ve been listening to one Mr. Howard Stern for far too long……
Hand sanitizer? Maybe if you’ve just had a kidney transplant.
Yes, you are OCD, just like Howie.
November 6th, 2007 at 12:59 PM
And oddly enough, both those things come from Baltimore, easily one of the worst places in the country, let alone Maryland!
November 6th, 2007 at 1:04 PM
Crab cakes and football, that’s what Maryland does!
November 6th, 2007 at 1:23 PM
You do realize hand sanitizer weakens your immune system, no?
November 6th, 2007 at 1:26 PM
hand sanitizer gives you aids!!!
November 6th, 2007 at 2:01 PM
so who’s going to knife belichick and brady?
November 6th, 2007 at 2:17 PM
cbh49er – Excellent Wedding Crashers reference. +1
As a resident of Baltimore, I command all of you who think Baltimore is the worst city in America to visit Camden, NJ.
November 6th, 2007 at 2:42 PM
Thanks SVP, and at least B’More has Camden Yards, while Camden, NJ just has… Camden, NJ
November 6th, 2007 at 2:47 PM
Mitch Cozad is a very proud young man.