Your Tennis Update, Sans Drugs
Uncategorized November 6th. 2007, 2:04pm
It’s raining, Tuesday is always a sluggish sports day, and we’re spending most of our time researching college basketball. What you can do in the meantime is debate this: Did Maria Sharapova put on some lbs? That’s not even our observation, really – it belongs to the Daily Stab. If you’re unsure about those tree trunks, you can view a larger photo of Miss Sharapova here and another one here. We’re not creating one of those cheesy gallaries, sorry. Bad lighting? Bad angle? To tinker with a great line from Outside Providence, we wouldn’t know a fat chick if she sat on our face. Hot one? Another story. And yes, Anna Kournikova is smoking hot again. A photo after the jump.
Yowsers.
Maria Sharapova at the Sony Ericsson Presser (Daily Stab)
Anna Kournikova is a hot distraction (Hollywood Tuna)
23 Responses to “Your Tennis Update, Sans Drugs”
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November 6th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
Maria doesn’t look fat at all, that’s just an unflattering outfit she has on there. Anna on the other hand looks like I could karate chop her legs in half. Ack!
November 6th, 2007 at 2:11 pm
Our society calls that picture of Maria Sharapova fat and we then wonder why girls go and starve themselves. Shit drives me crazy.
Kathryn Manheim is fat, Queen Latifah is fat, Maria Sharapova and even Britney Spears not fat.
November 6th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
I don’t think anyone has used the word fat.
November 6th, 2007 at 2:21 pm
we wouldn’t know a fat chick if she sat on our face.
So that was in reference to what exactly?
November 6th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Outside Providence:
“You wouldn’t know a classy chick if she took a dump on your head.”
November 6th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Got ya
November 6th, 2007 at 2:24 pm
Anna still looks too skinny, but not as bad as before.
November 6th, 2007 at 2:25 pm
Maria is hot. She could use a little makeup though.
November 6th, 2007 at 2:31 pm
“we wouldn’t know a fat chick if she sat on our face”
just like Colbert doesn’t see color
November 6th, 2007 at 2:41 pm
You didn’t call her fat, you just referenced ‘those tree trunks’ which certainly doesn’t sound like you think her legs are thin.
November 6th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
If Sharapova has tree trunks, what does large Kardashian have? Besides herpes and purple labia, that is.
November 6th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
Tree trunks? thats interesting.
Yet you post pics of Kardashian who doesnt have a real body part on her and an ass that could double as a tabletop during poker nights with the guys.
November 6th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
A tabletop with herpes and purple labia.
November 6th, 2007 at 3:05 pm
At first glance I thought that was Annika Sorenstam.
November 6th, 2007 at 3:11 pm
A purple labia … berry, berry interesting
November 6th, 2007 at 3:11 pm
Kournakova looks like an albino Ethiopian.
November 6th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
Bad outfit is all.
November 6th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
I’m sorry to disagree with the majority but both of these women are extremly hot.
November 6th, 2007 at 3:19 pm
I don’t think you’re in the minority. I definitely agree that either of them would make a sound catch for the night.
November 6th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
anna looks great
hey what ever happened to the crotch shots of sharapova
still waiting for those TBL
November 6th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
if youre that hard up for gash, they were on deadspin, that is if you’re interested in seeing a small white triangle visable only through the hole in a director’s chair.
November 6th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
I can comment now that I’ve Listerined the puke out of my mouth after reading the “purple labia” comment. Tree trunks? You gotta be kidding me! I not one to question another person’s sexuality but you’re obviously gay TBL.
November 6th, 2007 at 7:11 pm
gotta side with the hoi polloi here, Leaders. Kardashian is a repulsive slut who gets all the love, while Sharapova – looking merely healthy (and good) – gets flack about phantom “lbs.” tempted to make the jump to rampant anorexia and bulimia, but i’ll pass.
sorry. but then it ain’t my space, and to each their own and so on.