Ricky Williams Back in the NFL, Too Bad His Dealer is in Jail*
Uncategorized November 15th. 2007, 12:45pm
Everybody loves a good comeback, but at this point, does anyone care Ricky Williams has returned from his tent in Katmandu and will once again (what is this, the third time?) suit up for the Miami Dolphins? His story is old and tired, like Tom Glavine’s arm. Dan LeBatard should just get the first interview and be done with this guy.
Nobody cares. How long will it take the Dolphins to admit this is just a PR stunt to help sagging attendance totals? Come see the pothead back in action! Watch him do Yoga on the sidelines when the defense is getting run over! Let’s have an herbal Sunday!
Rookie and Ricky: Dolphins make some sensible moves (Sun-Sentinel)
Ricky? Beck? Dolfans cling to any hope (Miami Herald)
*No idea who his dealer is, or if this is even true. Just pissed we had to post about this.
17 Responses to “Ricky Williams Back in the NFL, Too Bad His Dealer is in Jail*”
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November 15th, 2007 at 12:55 PM
Already picked him up on the fantasy team.
Go Ricky go, what do the Dolphins have to lose? They get two weeks of a roster exemption, let him practice, if he breaks some runs you can trade him for a fifth round pick to the raiders.
November 15th, 2007 at 1:02 PM
You’re way off on this one, TBL.
The tent was in Doak Walker’s back yard.
November 15th, 2007 at 1:10 PM
If I was in the upper management of a team that’s 0-9, you’re damn right I would be doing all kinds of weird shit. People need to have a reason to go to the games and be interested in general and for the Dolphins, it sure as hell isn’t their win/loss record.
November 15th, 2007 at 1:10 PM
IS that WVU girl post safe for work? Anybody? Anybody at all?
November 15th, 2007 at 1:26 PM
I would say its safe for work and I am glad Ricky is coming back, I think we might have a lot in common
November 15th, 2007 at 1:30 PM
Porter on welcoming a troubled player (Ricky Williams) to the team:
“I’d welcome bin Laden if he could run the ball like Ricky did.”
November 15th, 2007 at 1:36 PM
Magglio, it is safe for work, she’s dressed for a party. Short skirt, nothing X-rated.
November 15th, 2007 at 1:39 PM
give more carries to selvin young this year and he might look like the best back to come out of texas since earl campbell
could never figure out why ricky couldnt wait till retirement to chief all the heck he wants
November 15th, 2007 at 1:47 PM
I don’t understand why he even needs to wait until retirement, it’s not like it’s a performance enhancer, shouldn’t even be illegal.
November 15th, 2007 at 1:49 PM
NBA players play stoned all the time
November 15th, 2007 at 1:55 PM
irish – who? can you name one?
November 15th, 2007 at 1:58 PM
We didn’t call Paul Pierce Smoking Paul Pierce for nothing when he was at KU. Always blazing.
Can’t speak to his NBA habits.
November 15th, 2007 at 2:02 PM
the obvious one to everyone would be Mcgrady
off subject, but i have smoked with “the freak” at the university of florida
November 15th, 2007 at 2:10 PM
darius miles has a weed leef painted on the hood of one of his cars. bird and mchale supposedly smoked cougar mellancamp under the table. bill walton is a known pothead.
listen, smokin trees isnt a fucking issue. the NFL needs to loosen up. coke, heroin, steroids, yea those are problems. weed? fuck no. not to go all “legalize it” on you, but if i was an owner id rather my player cheef some chronic than go out to clubs.
November 15th, 2007 at 3:13 PM
I wonder how Ricky and the Mormom will get along in the same backfield. Isn’t Beck making his first start? Who will corrupt who first?
November 15th, 2007 at 3:17 PM
So that’s why I shutdown Paul Pierce at Robinson that one night, or maybe it was a bleery eyed Calvin Rayford. Damn I thought my D was on the level too!
November 15th, 2007 at 3:19 PM
I say Ricky’s in magic underpants before Beck is on the ganj.