The Roundup: Chase Utley’s Next, Bad Rapping, and Save Isiah
Uncategorized November 21st. 2007, 8:58am
Marissa Miller looks incredibly hot, but is seriously way too tanned and we worry how leathery she’ll look at 30 … sorry for the late start, but our flight got in late and, well, we needed sleep. Jet Blue does rule, though. We suspect very few people are at their computers today, so we’ll have fewer posts than normal, but we do have two very cool things coming around noon …
Jon Kitna doesn’t care about no stinkin’ Green Bay Packer bounties. (Wisconsin State Journal)
Andray Blatche of the Wizards raps, and you laugh. (DC Sports Bog)
The 49ers bring in a consultant, who tells them Alex Smith is garbage. OK, that last part is a joke. (Niners Nation)
A tremendous Gilbert Arenas commercial. (Fanhouse)
Jimmy Rollins wins the NL MVP, but here’s one for you: Philly has had the last two NL MVPs, and yet its best player, Chase Utley, has yet to nab one. (Liberty Ball)
College football coaches on the hot seat. (5 on Five)
Anyone not geeked for Missouri/Kansas this weekend? (KC Star)
We’re in the minority here, but we really think this Fire Isiah stuff is unnecessary. The Knicks will be fine, win plenty of games, and reach the playoffs. (NY Post)
The Tribe are going to rely on message boards in 2008. (Cursed Cleveland)
If you have $300,000, you can go to the Bahamas with Mavericks PG Devin Harris. (Uwe Blog)
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November 21st, 2007 at 9:04 AM
I know there’s an unintentional humor thing sweeping the sports world now, but is there room for an unintentionally cool principle?
Because Jon Kitna’s got it.
November 21st, 2007 at 9:05 AM
Someone needs to explain to me how that Arenas clip is funny.
Marisa is a tanner, skinnier, fake-tittier version of Elle MacPherson. I’ll take Elle.
November 21st, 2007 at 9:06 AM
unintentionally cool principle
You mean like Mr. Belding?
November 21st, 2007 at 9:07 AM
Screw Jet Blue … Skybus rules!
November 21st, 2007 at 9:08 AM
Also Arenas’s fake beard makes him look like bin Laden. It gives the whole thing a very sinister feel.
November 21st, 2007 at 9:09 AM
Goddamn it, I’ll be at my computer all fucking day and as such will need you clowns to keep me company.
I didn’t think Marisa’s tits were fake. I think in the picture they’re just ridiculously pushed/squeezed up. Either way, she is ridiculously hot.
November 21st, 2007 at 9:12 AM
I’ll be at my desk until Noon.
November 21st, 2007 at 9:19 AM
for $300,000 marissa miller better be part of the package.
btw, at first i thought that was jessica simpson.
November 21st, 2007 at 9:21 AM
The Knicks will be fine???
Are we watching the same team???
November 21st, 2007 at 9:25 AM
Isiah will be fine? The Knicks will be fine?
Certainly, Isiah’s track record in past ventures will prove this out.
The CBA..The Pacers…Heading Sexual Harrassment classes at MSG.
November 21st, 2007 at 9:27 AM
Ben and I share the same common theme…your job is to entertain us while we try to not work for the next 10 hours!
Google her and you will find FAKE TITS galore
November 21st, 2007 at 9:35 AM
I thought it was Simpson too, She has a couple NSFW pics that make it look like those are pretty real.
November 21st, 2007 at 9:37 AM
Cousins of Ron Mexico wins with the Saved by the Bell pun.
I thought it was Jessica Simpson as well.
And if they don’ talk about Dred Scott in the KU/Mizzou game I’m going to be disappointed.
November 21st, 2007 at 9:41 AM
I have no idea what to expect from the Missouri/Kansas game, to be honest with you. I will definitely be watching it, though. I’m glad it’s not tomorrow, because I should be able to give it my full attention. Oh yeah, and as a resident of Washington, I feel kind of obligated to watch the Apple Cup, too, but I think that will be a yawner.
November 21st, 2007 at 9:41 AM
e man Says:
November 21st, 2007 at 9:27 am
Ben and I share the same common theme…your job is to entertain us while we try to not work for the next 10 hours!
Google her and you will find FAKE TITS galore
November 21st, 2007 at 9:42 AM
Re: bounties. Leave it to ESPN to big a huge deal about something that happens every week on almost every team in the NFL. Will there be a fine? Probably. But only because someone was dumb enough to talk about it.
November 21st, 2007 at 9:45 AM
Re: Coaches Hot List. Nick Satan, er, Saban, at #5 is a joke. He’s not even remotely on any hot seat. Hell, the Bama fans are blaming Mike Shula for the UL-Monroe loss, and absolving Saban of any fault in that debacle.
November 21st, 2007 at 9:47 AM
I may have misspoken…Yes there seem to be ample silicone in her brests BUT…I would not treat them any different than if they were real! They would be just as much fun to play with.
November 21st, 2007 at 9:49 AM
I support e man’s general thesis that boobs are good.
November 21st, 2007 at 9:51 AM
I am in agreement as well. Fake or not, I would motorboat the hell out of those. I’d probably knock myself unconscious, but it would be worth it.
November 21st, 2007 at 9:52 AM
I second that, Jay V. Saban is getting a free pass on the ULM loss. The refrain around here is “He lost to UAB his first year at LSU!” but as Kirk Herbstreit pointed out on a local radio station on Monday, UAB was a very good team that year. ULM is not. Saban is most definitely not on the hot seat.
November 21st, 2007 at 9:53 AM
Agreed CRM, although the chick in the V.S. commercial with the accent has a leg up on this chick. I mean come on….she wears AIR!
November 21st, 2007 at 9:57 AM
“The Knicks will be fine, win plenty of games, and reach the playoffs.”
Just like Seattle was going to the playoffs, huh TBL?
November 21st, 2007 at 9:58 AM
Hey! It looks like there are others who are stuck at their desks today.
That bounty thing sounds pretty fucked up.
November 21st, 2007 at 9:59 AM
I thought people in Alabama were blaming the loss on Al Qaeda.
November 21st, 2007 at 10:02 AM
umm.. Marissa Miller will be 30 next August.. so Im not too concerned about her looking too leathery… otherwise Berman might say that shes with him
November 21st, 2007 at 10:04 AM
Here till 12, would bang Marissa, don’t care if her tits are fake or not, Knicks aren’t making the playoffs, TBL is just as stupid for saying the Knicks and Sonics will make the playoffs as I am for saying the 49ers would go 11-5
November 21st, 2007 at 10:08 AM
the knicks will be horrible as long as they have no one with a clue running the team. i’ve seen video of marissa miller walking down the runway, and she’s got some amazing jiggle in those boobies. there are some people who might say that they are too big, i am not one of those people.
November 21st, 2007 at 10:09 AM
Damn. I had no idea this many people were around today. The Knicks have Zach Randolph. He’s a beast. Patience, people.
November 21st, 2007 at 10:12 AM
The Blazers had Randolph and he was a beast and it didn’t matter because the team sucked. He’ll continue to be a beast in New York but because the entire organization is such a clusterfuck, it won’t matter. The Knicks will not make the playoffs.
November 21st, 2007 at 10:13 AM
Alabama fans are so crazy about their football team that I heard 100,000 showed up just to see them lose to Louisiana-Monroe.
November 21st, 2007 at 10:14 AM
Marissa’s breasts aren’t fake just for the record people. She’s natural. She didn’t even get into modeling until late. That said, she doesn’t really do much for me.
November 21st, 2007 at 10:19 AM
I have a close friend that lives in Alabama and he said the buzz down there is about Auburn. If ‘Bama beats Auburn then all is well. When they hired Saban all anyone cared about was beating Auburn.
Sean…please tell us what does do it for you then? A 5′ 9″ Blonde with big tits and a great body does not work?
November 21st, 2007 at 10:22 AM
e man: I’m not saying she isn’t a beautiful lady. She definitely is. It’s just her face doesn’t do it for me you know? Too rigid. Sometimes that is just how it is. That’s just me though. I can certainly see the appeal, which you outlined.
November 21st, 2007 at 10:27 AM
Auburn grad here. That’s the one good/bad thing about the Iron Bowl e-man. You can salvage an entire season – even one with losses to all of your SEC rivals and to ULM – just by beating Auburn. Because it’s a 365 day rivalry, that’s all people will be talking about anyway. The opposite end being that if you lose, your season is ruined, even if you’re going to a decent bowl or even if you know your team is going to be outstanding the following year. So if Saban wins and Auburn’s streak ends, he’s back to savior status. If he loses…let’s just say if he thought the shit storm was was bad after ULM/Al-Qaeda, he has no idea what the locals will do. Home Depot’s profits will be up on the sale of single bricks alone.
November 21st, 2007 at 10:27 AM
Wouldn’t kick her outta bed for eating crackers.
November 21st, 2007 at 10:35 AM
Pretty sad, but with the travel and all, I never got around to a Saban post. Haven’t even heard his comments, just seen the headlines.
November 21st, 2007 at 10:47 AM
TBL- just read Orson’s posts at EDSBS. High quality.
November 21st, 2007 at 10:52 AM
I think they’re fake, but she is nails. I also agree with TBL. She has too many potential flaws that may come about when she is 30. Now Kim Kardashian on the other hand…I see no potential for her looking bad when she is 30! (makes jerk-off motion with hand)
November 21st, 2007 at 11:19 AM
I don’t even think an Auburn loss will cause Saban any grief. The Bama fans are just using the blame it on Mike Shula excuse.
November 21st, 2007 at 12:12 PM
“Wouldn’t kick her outta bed for eating crackers.” looks at crotch, ‘right crackers?’
personally still don’t get the whole Kim Kardashian thing. her shots in playboy weren’t that great
November 21st, 2007 at 12:28 PM
Zach Randolph a beast? You’re kidding, right? The team had absolutely no passion last night, and the only player on that team worth his salt is David Lee. One particular sequence in the third quarter led me to believe this, and I’m not a hardcore NBA fan, either: Zach misses a 23-footer, fails to get back on D while the Warriors convert an easy deuce; the next offensive play, Lee takes on three defenders for a difficult layup.
The way it looked to me, the team is quitting on Isiah. The catcalls that started last night will only get louder as the season progresses. No team can play under those circumstances, and I think Isiah does not have the players on his side to forge an “us against the world” mentality. I’ll be stunned if he survives the season.
Oh yeah…Knicks will be the same team they’ve been the last three years–out of the playoffs looking in.
November 21st, 2007 at 1:12 PM
http://www.insomniacslounge.com/uploaded_images/keeley_soccer1-714195.jpg
I’ve tried to find a suitable entry into the hottest women athlete contest but only can come up with this one.
November 21st, 2007 at 2:00 PM
E Man: you win! Well done!
November 21st, 2007 at 2:23 PM
So, you want to play that game?
http://coedmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/07/natalie-gublis-4.jpg
November 21st, 2007 at 3:13 PM
Yeah, Knicks look good. Don’t change a thing, ha!!!
November 22nd, 2007 at 2:19 PM
Is it Christian to mock a man with a drinking problem, criticize teammates or discredit opponents? Don’t think so, Jon.