While we wait for another large family gathering to take place …

No. 5 Ohio State. – Lucky bastards with the cake schedule and no conference championship game are in the best-case scenario: Simply sit and watch. With no games left, the phrase you’re looking for is ‘backing in.’ Things can only get better.

No. 4 West Virginia – In good shape because its final two games are at home – against No. 20 UConn and then Pittsburgh. But WVU is not unbeatable at home … it lost to South Florida in Morgantown last year. We’ll go 75 percent that WVU wins out, but don’t hold us to it.

No. 2 Kansas – Needs to beat Missouri Saturday and then Oklahoma next weekend and it will play for the title. A loss vs. Missouri kills any hope of the title. Beat Missouri and lose to Oklahoma? Still in the hunt, but won’t control its own destiny. If memory serves, the computer doesn’t like teams that lose late.

No. 3 Missouri – Doesn’t control its own destiny, but a win over Kansas followed by a win over Oklahoma will put the Tigers in the title game. We cannot imagine a scenario in which Missorui wins both games and doesn’t play for the title. A win over Kansas and a loss to Oklahoma probably will not cut it.

No. 6 Georgia – A longshot, but still alive. Needs to beat Georgia Tech tomorrow and have have Tennessee lose to Kentucky. Also needs Oklahoma to beat Kansas/Missouri next weekend, and have WVU lose one of its final two. Still, having seen this season unfold … don’t count the Bulldogs out.

No. 11 USC – Still a fringe contender, but there’s less than a 10 percent chance (our guess) of the Trojans leapfrogging all the other two-loss teams. In fact, there are too many longshot scenarios to consider, so we won’t even get into them.

No. 8 Virginia – Less than a one percent chance. Beat Virginia Saturday, and then win the ACC championship (over a BC team the Hokies already lost to) and we’ll get you guys a seat at the table.

No. 12 Florida – Beat FSU, and … yeah, not worth bringing the Gators into the mix. Stay in school, Tebow! So you can win the Heisman next year. Yup, we’re insinuating that D-Mac may have won it against LSU with his 200+ yard performance and four TDs. We’ll save that for Monday, though.